Secret work enemies

[wm02]

Ah hahaha. Yes I get this. That is very creepy. I would be well into this meeting. I have got a few ideas already. You could say it was triggering a colleague as they had a cat called Smiles that was recently run over and dragged all the way up the freeway.

It was great. My favourite suggestion was being very stern with him and saying “These people are at work. Maybe they don’t want to smile”

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Had a work colleague briefly who would write down notes of every conversation he had as soon as it was over. We suspected this but one day he left the book on the desk as he went to the toilet and we had a nose through. He also had physical descriptions of us all .

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Had a work colleague briefly who would write down notes of every conversation he had as soon as it was over. We suspected this but one day he left the book on the desk as he went to the toilet and we had a nose through. He also had physical descriptions of us all .

A little off topic but once I found a slip of paper by the lifts in an office in London I was working in, never found the owner but the list went something like:

Pick up Milk
Return book to library
Steal toilet paper from office
Get kids

I can only imagine the owners embarrassment when they realized they had lost it.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

A little off topic but once I found a slip of paper by the lifts in an office in London I was working in, never found the owner but the list went something like:

Pick up Milk
Return book to library
Steal toilet paper from office
Get kids

I can only imagine the owners embarrassment when they realized they had lost it.

I love how collecting the kids is almost an afterthought.

 

[DualityNSNO]

I was in an internal meeting not too long ago with the only topic being how to encourage our client, a very high-ranking government official, to stop using “Miles of Smiles” in all of his emails.

Oooh stealing that, good one.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I love how collecting the kids is almost an afterthought.

I thought something more about the paper* they've already got...

 

[Armaghtoffee]

I thought something more about the paper* they've already got...

What you thinking? Papier-mâché models of the senior management team?

 

[Rita_Poon]

What you thinking? Papier-mâché models of the senior management team?

stuff the library....

 

[DualityNSNO]

I love how collecting the kids is almost an afterthought.

What if they're not their kids and he's off to swipe some random children after collecting basically free toilet paper?

 

[Armaghtoffee]

stuff the library....

Oh Lordy, you have him blitzing the library facilities with a rogue JR Hartley.

Monster.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

What if they're not their kids and he's off to swipe some random children after collecting basically free toilet paper?

He’s a stickler for bottom hygiene?

 

[DavidH]

Some girl hated another in our place and wrote xxxxx sucks willy's on a poster.
They knew it was a females writing, not cos it was eligible, because she didn't write c..ks....
True story btw

Can you unblock her name please

 

[SerenityNigh]

It was great. My favourite suggestion was being very stern with him and saying “These people are at work. Maybe they don’t want to smile”

Ok but hear me out, when this person retires maybe they can have the "XYZ Smileway" dedicated after them with "Miles of Smiles" as the Smileway brand.

 

[Caso01]

Honestly, work would be amazing if we didn't have to deal with other people.

I quit my job as an area facilities manager.
Was stressed out, constantly getting mithered about something, dealing with staff, clients ect.
I took a 20 k pay cut and took a minimum wage job in a post room.
Have hardly any contact all day with other people and it’s absolute bliss.
Love it.

 

[Yarrgh]

I work in a place full of very nice people. Hell, even I'm nice at work.