Season 2016/17 Outrageous Forecasts

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Martinez to get the Belgium job

 

[Eggs]

...at this point in time I'm thinking we'll struggle.

 

[BigBlueConk]

Everton will keep a clean sheet in the first five games.

 

[Talisman]

Everything is quite sane in here compared to
Everton Transfer Thread 2016

 

[rhino_83]

Rom and del injured in the last friendly, kone starts first game and bags and hatrick

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

I am guessing at least one of these... for sure!

Klopp loses his glasses (does not see out the season)
Jose loses his mind (and loses the dressing room - mass walk outs - planes - banners - people in grim reaper costumes.)
Trump loses the election and decides to buy every football team in London, so that he can redevelop their stadiums and turn them into condominiums for rich and clueless ex-footballers and tv pundits.
Chang becomes the most popular beer the world has ever seen!
The entire Chinese population takes to wearing blue, and learning to speak with a scouse accent.

Ey lad you want sorefinger on these chips or wa

 

[Everton_Gary]

Everton sign more players....

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

Someone messes up the kick off and loses possession which leads to a goal

 

[Fat Eric]

Mirallas starts the first few games on the bench, then comes on and gets sent off trying to make an impression and gets a 3 match ban, In which time we have signed Antonio Valencia on deadline day and Mirallas is sold to Besiktas.

 

[ricer10]

We don't sign anyone before the Spurs game / sell Stones and Rom / go down 2-0 to Spurs at HT / Goodison crowd gets behind the squad and inspires the team to an epic 3-2 win ! ( only one part is "outrageous" )