Season 2016/17 Outrageous Forecasts

[blue61]

While we're all bored waiting for signings, try forecasting something random for this season.
I'll start with - Evertons goal of the season will be scored by Ross Barkley against the darkness, a 30 yarder curled into the top corner at the street end, following a neat one two with Oxlade Chamberlain. It will also be raining.

 

[john jako]

Besic to be banned for more games than he actually takes part in.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Everton buy someone!

 

[Sapie88]

We'll get beat twice by Roberto's high flying Hull.

 

[Fat Larry]

Vardy won't score more than 10 goals next season.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Injury list long as your arm
Big Dunc plays v RS , scores a hat trick, celebrates by running towards jurgan klopp grabbing his glasses and eats them

 

[john jako]

We'll get beat twice by Roberto's high flying Hull.

And twice by Klopps RS even when they struggle for top half.

 

[Sapie88]

And twice by Klopps RS even when they struggle for top half.

Do you reckon we'll finish 11th for a change?

 

[john jako]

Do you reckon we'll finish 11th for a change?

In all honesty I'm going for a top 16 placing. Maybe make Europe through the fair play league.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Everton are top at Christmas

 

[roydo]

Jose wont be a tit.

 

[summerisle]

Mirallas will score ten penalties.

 

[DanEFC92]

Osman will walk out at half time and wave to the crowd at least twice.

 

[Bluemangroupie]

A game will be cancelled because a hawk attacks a goal-keeper.

A referee will accidentally flash everyone live on sky.

Two players will come out of the closet. Together.

I will get banned from a stadium for bringing a hawk into a football game.

 

[Jimboefc97]

Mirillas top scorer