Sean Dyche

[Rita_Poon]

I’ll never hate the man because of the full season he dealt with where we had the points deductions because I think he did a really hard job well and earned the right to try and manage us in normal circumstances but my god was the season after horrific until Moyes came in and sorted it out.

The most frustrating thing is he actually set us up to play football properly once and we were electric for 85 minutes… we all remember how the Bournemouth game finished!
Then he absolutely shat himself and never once tried to play football again and fully earned his sacking that he asked for!

We've faced worse, Walter 'disappointed' Smith, mike 'drunk at the wheel' walker, peter 'the cheque is in the post' johnson.

Just a shred, the tiniest bit, of humility. Lie to me all you want, but when you lie to yourself and eventually convince yourself it's everyone elses fault... no!

The straw that broke the idiots back.

 

[MikeH72]

You’re watching the champions league quarter final…..and still thinking about Sean Dyche

This isn’t healthy

Actually I’m in the Sean Dyche thread on GrandOldTeam.com thinking about Sean Dyche. This is a thread where people type things about Sean Dyche. I know this is a mind blowing concept to you but one day you might get it.

 

[COYBL25]

Maybe he’ll do a feature length film. The demand seems to be there on Grand Old Team.

You`d need to buy a life times supply of Kleenex if he did.

 

[Saint Domingo]

You`d need to buy a life times supply of Kleenex if he did.

Don’t think I’d be the one buying it looking at the contents of this thread

 

[Swartzy]

Don’t think I’d be the one buying it looking at the contents of this thread

Yeah, I do think Kleenex is a bit to upmarket for you to be able the make the best use of it..

Though I'm sure they will have contacted you at some point, they do need a safe pair of hands to make them the market leader once again..

 

[MikeH72]

Don’t think I’d be the one buying it looking at the contents of this thread

Yeah you blew your load over Dyche in the Forest thread earlier in the season and probably have nothing left in there as a result.

Radio DJ they told us. Meanwhile Dyche is now preparing for Porto in the Europa league.

Ha ha taste those tears

Dyche strutting on the European stage. You love to see it.

#thankyougaffer

One is in the championship and one is bossing it on the European stage.

Levels.

This is also a joke, I dont mind Lampard as a bloke, he had an absolute rotten group of players who gave up under him and saw him fired and needed the ass kicking they got from Dyche day in day out.

Fully deserved. When the gaffer wins, EVERYONE wins.

European Gaffer

majestically strutting the European stage. It suits him.

4 points adrift in the relegation zone when he turned up. 4 points clear of it now. All within 6 league games. 2 European wins to boot in there as well.

Turning dire situations around, it’s what he does.

Since he’s come in Forest are fifth in the form table with only Arsenal City Villa Chelsea ahead of him. Add in a few wins in Europe too.

Clueless dinosaur apparently.

 

[Yarrgh]

This is the thread that always delivers.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Yeah you blew your load over Dyche in the Forest thread earlier in the season and probably have nothing left in there as a result.

As if more evidence was needed that you simply cannot recognise deliberate humour.

Do I need to put a hashtag in front of all the posts for you to let you know which ones aren’t serious?

 

[Saint Domingo]

Yeah, I do think Kleenex is a bit to upmarket for you to be able the make the best use of it..View attachment 349374

Though I'm sure they will have contacted you at some point, they do need a safe pair of hands to make them the market leader once again..

He’d start by controlling the controllables. It’s not difficult.


For @MikeH72’s benefit…this is a non serious comment designed to introduce some levity and have a bit of fun. For when you rage multi quote it in about 5 years.

 

[Swartzy]

He’d start by controlling the controllables. It’s not difficult.

It was such a bad post I was kind of hoping you missed it

I see he's lost another Festival now though, going to be a long Summer !!

I reckon by the start of next season he will have resorted to the Podcast scene " Back to basics with Dychey " ( Up the creek without a paddle )

 

[coollino]

Maybe he’ll do a feature length film. The demand seems to be there on Grand Old Team.

Self financed

 

[Yarrgh]

Self financed

Hey Woany do you still have that VHS camcorder?

 

[MikeH72]

As if more evidence was needed that you simply cannot recognise deliberate humour.

Do I need to put a hashtag in front of all the posts for you to let you know which ones aren’t serious?

The amount of times you’ve absolutely frothed at the mouth at any criticism of Dyche and typed multiple paragraphs defending him tells me that “no I was just joking honestly swear down on me nan’s grave” is nothing more than a face-saving exercise and you do in fact believe those things.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

The amount of times you’ve absolutely frothed at the mouth at any criticism of Dyche and typed multiple paragraphs defending him tells me that “no I was just joking honestly swear down on me nan’s grave” is nothing more than a face-saving exercise and you do in fact believe those things.

Yeah, I'm not buying it.

 

[PITA]

If anyone has a spare half an hour and wants some amusing reading, the comments section on this article from mainly reds is absolute gold.

Sean Dyche: Everton manager sacked before FA Cup game with club 16th in Premier League

Everton have sacked manager Sean Dyche after less than two years in charge at Goodison Park.

www.bbc.co.uk

I like this one: 'Everton are delusional if they think there's any manager on the planet who could get a tune out of their current squad'.