Sean Dyche

[Bohemian Toffee]

As the self-appointed champion of Dyche, I fully endorse this thread.

We're going to get relegated, nobody is going to steer the good ship Everton off the rocks.

Once you've made your peace with this, then you're left with the only logical conclusion. You want as many of the wristers who play for us getting a clout in training, Dyche would open Holgate up like an envelope on the first day, to name but one. As a bonus he strikes the fear of God in to that toothy monster across the park and would have this place falling in line like the first day in North Korea's parliament.

Events last season proved, to my mind, at least, that the media only wants to talk about us when they can stick the knife in. Lampard will get all the credit in the world, even as we flame out. Dyche would crawl here and deck anyone who didn't show us the respect we deserve.

Plus disc beard.

 

[Baileys perm]

Im Dyche's son

Ste get off the phone and get to bed ill get a job when I've had a sabbatical for a few months in wetherspoons , I honestly wish I hadn't entertained your mum when I'd had the beer goggles on,

 

[degsy]

Just entertain it. Does this not sound like the most sensible appointment for the upcoming season?

I look forward to seeing him at the Celtic game in Sydney on 20th Nov.

 

[Peter The Dog]

i'm pretty sure he'll have a prem job by christmas.

 

[The binman chronicles]

 

[cjuk87]

Hang on everyone. You're all too quick to immediately say no. Let's find out what the appointment is for first.

Is this something to do with the HT entertainment? New chairman? Mascot?

 

[gonetomorrow]

As the self-appointed champion of Dyche, I fully endorse this thread.

We're going to get relegated, nobody is going to steer the good ship Everton off the rocks.

Once you've made your peace with this, then you're left with the only logical conclusion. You want as many of the wristers who play for us getting a clout in training, Dyche would open Holgate up like an envelope on the first day, to name but one. As a bonus he strikes the fear of God in to that toothy monster across the park and would have this place falling in line like the first day in North Korea's parliament.

Events last season proved, to my mind, at least, that the media only wants to talk about us when they can stick the knife in. Lampard will get all the credit in the world, even as we flame out. Dyche would crawl here and deck anyone who didn't show us the respect we deserve.

Plus disc beard.

He'd certainly be the antithesis of Frank.
One arm round your shoulder, the other one squeezing your orchestra stalls.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

He'd certainly be the antithesis of Frank.
One arm round your shoulder, the other one squeezing your orchestra stalls.

Put him in a room with Blue Bill and we'll have all the answers to the Arteta money whereabouts and his family jewels on a plate in next to no time.

 

[TheBigIguana]

I’ve not met a single evertonian in real life who doesn’t want to give Frank a go this season
Make of that what you will

Which parking lot would you like to meet at mate?

At this point Frank is what we're getting but I'd certainly have been fine if they did an Allardyce to him in May.

 

[Kurt.]

If I had to describe his voice in words it would be Dirty Ashtray

 

[Yarrgh]

At work we recommissioned an old nitrogen line that had been isolated for years. The lads took the blanks off either side of the pipework and run water from a hose through it.

I was standing outside making sure no one came near whilst it was squirting out water. What came out was about a decade's worth of slimy rust and dirt. For about 5 minutes it was like looking at a diarrhoea fountain.

That's what I think of when Dyche opens his mouth.

So I'm going to have to pass.

 

[degsy]

Which parking lot would you like to meet at mate?

At this point Frank is what we're getting but I'd certainly have been fine if they did an Allardyce to him in May.

We mostly all know this is just a pre season filler thread and not real.
But we also know with Monty Burns in a whimsical mood sorry, Moshiri - nothing impossible

 

[DualityNSNO]

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[larbert toffee]

Hang on everyone. You're all too quick to immediately say no. Let's find out what the appointment is for first.

Is this something to do with the HT entertainment? New chairman? Mascot?

Tommy Cooper impressionist.

 

[Lune1878]

Did a great job at Burnley considering the budget they had to work with during his time. wages and spend lower than a lot of championship clubs.
Frank needs to be backed and given time, but if the club ever found itself in the championship, struggling to get promoted, Dyche wouldn’t be the worst option.