2024/25 Sean Dyche - Sacked

[matty1878]

You tell em’ Matty! Dont stop there.. Global warming.. the Middle-East war.. assassination of JFK.. The Body Shop going into administration.. blame him for the lot!

that’s the one mate!

 

[NathDogg]

Let’s see what tactical master plan this legendary manager of ours attempts with JB being out again.

 

[Lob]

Let’s see what tactical master plan this legendary manager of ours attempts with JB being out again.

It rhymes with Dean.

 

[bluestevon]

Football is a contact sport, played by finely tuned athletes, there is no rhyme or reason, its just human nature.

You missed out from that sentence

and Michael Keane

 

[Marius57]

At promoting how great a job he’s doing and dumbing down any expectation the club should be performing better than winning 6 league games since last December. He’s turned in to Allardyce mk2, there’s no discernible evidence that he can set his teams up any other way than how he always has, even with better players at his disposal. I would like an Everton team to not treat a football like a used syringe but that’s too much to ask I suppose.

Worse than Allardyce. Allardyce was able to keep clean sheets while playing holgate, Keane, Williams and Martina in defence.

 

[COYBL25]

Did he mention XCG?

I’m not sure it really exists in footy terminology outside of this place ( yet )

I’m under the impression it was made up by one of the main members of the Dyche fan club, as one of the many excuses they use to defend him ?

 

[Harryflashman]

Worse than Allardyce. Allardyce was able to keep clean sheets while playing holgate, Keane, Williams and Martina in defence.

For a manager who seems to be focused on fitness and clean sheets he side seems to struggle with both

 

[little elfin]

I want to see Mcneil, Ndiaye and Harrison/Linstorm switching role during the game.
Can you do that, Mr. Dyche?

 

[bluestevon]

I want to see Mcneil, Ndiaye and Harrison/Linstorm switching role during the game.
Can you do that, Mr. Dyche?

Think the answer is obviously he can't mate

 

[Lob]

Dyche - 'Damn, Jarrad can't play this weekend, i will have to play Keane instead'

 

[Carlito]

For me, the best thing about last week (apart from the points) is that I'm now 100% confident we could sack Dyche and it'd be fine.

We need Branthwaite, Pickford, McNeil and Ndiaye. The rest of them are incidental, including the worthless manager and his mythical powers of defensive organisation.

I don't have a strong opinion of the new regime either way, but I really doubt that his 'If you keep possession, you'll die' line is going to wash much longer.

 

[trueblue84]

Dyche - 'Damn, Jarrad can't play this weekend, i will have to play Keane instead'

Meanwhile, Everton fans

 

[coollino]

I’m not sure it really exists in footy terminology outside of this place ( yet )

I’m under the impression it was made up by one of the main members of the Dyche fan club, as one of the many excuses they use to defend him ?

maybe it was a glitch in the posters coding

 

[Nymzee]

Did he mention XCG?

Isn't he that annoying Canadian streamer?

 

[Neiler]

I’m not sure it really exists in footy terminology outside of this place ( yet )

I’m under the impression it was made up by one of the main members of the Dyche fan club, as one of the many excuses they use to defend him ?

Id flip that around to be honest - had a good chuckle to myself imagining loads of posters on here googling it, failing to understand it, got bored and then falling back on the old wwwdddllllwwww - statistical model .

"13 games lad"!