"Scouse Wit" at the match

[Deloodid]

Once had the whole of the Bullens Road in bulk by calling Frank Lampard a fat [Poor language removed]. Ten thousand odd people were falling about laughing, clutching their sides and dropping their chips and ale everywhere. Was f*****g boss.

Must be lovely in your world babes.

 

[DanEFC92]

V Norwich when the equaliser went in, angry guy behind me screams to Howard "Where's ya big red nose, you f*cking clown" was funny and yet depressing.

 

[JagielkasHoof]

Get a job

Who are you lad, Bruce Hornsby?

All I hear by me at the match is "come on you blue boys" and "look at that puddin"

Lots of arl fellas by me.

 

[Steven Naismith]

Does anyone else remember some fella dressed up as Elvis at a Christmas game against west ham in the park end in the 06/07 season, vaughan and big vic scored i think? Was f*cking hilarious, rob green was getting so much sh*t! Love it

 

[mpatton]

Hahaha, that one tickled me.

A collective example of "wit".....

Hibbo's og against Newcastle last match of last season. There was 3 seconds of silence after it (at a push) before some bright spark cheered and then everyone started chanting "he scores when he wants". Brilliant.

I was at that game and the lad next to me started to sing "he scores where he wants". Had me chuckling along. There have been so many.