Scottish football

[davek]

On the Shankland thing, especially giving the world we live in now, how is he to know that geezer didn't have a blade on him.

If you're ask that Shankland to just stand there while some fella legs it him I think you're playing 4D chess in you're head.

Context.

Football fan....just won a big game...approaches losing player....in football stadium.

Likelihood of knife attack calculated to be 0%.

 

[The Celtic View]

I give you exactly 24 hours for this to spin into another injustice suffered by Celtic somehow. Based on a 3 sec clip and nothing else - apparently if it was longer, Shankland was spitting, throwing fists and pissing on the pitch invaders or something, if you ask davek. We'll see how far it reaches.

 

[davek]

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Yuk.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Context.

Football fan....just won a big game...approaches losing player....in football stadium.

Likelihood of knife attack calculated to be 0%.

You know this how?

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Context.

Football fan....just won a big game...approaches losing player....in football stadium.

Likelihood of knife attack calculated to be 0%.

You're born with a knife in hand in Glasgow,Knife crime capital of Europe not so long ago.

Likelihood of Knife attack calculated to be 50/50

 

[davek]

Strange that, you seem to completely forget you’re 50% Scottish in this post. “Mostly Welsh with a bit of Irish” to be precise. You even go so far as to NOT want to tick a box that includes Scottish in it.

The UK 2011 Census

March 7, 2011

Forms just hit the doormat. I'm looking at that 'ethnicity' question closely, tbh.

Q.15 is 'How would you describe your national identity?'

• English
• Welsh
• Scottish
• Northern Irish
• British
• Other

Now that's easy - my identity is English (happy, unhappy or indifferent to it, that's where I was born and who I am).

But the next question throws a spanner in the works:

Q.16 'What is your ethnic group?'

• English/Welsh/Scottish/Northern Irish/British
• Irish
• Gypsy or Irish Traveller
• Any other white background

Ethnically I'm...

• davek
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Erm because then Ancestry was invented.

Lol.

It's funny when you think you have a smoking gun and then only succeed in blowing your on feet off.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Erm because then Ancestry.com was invented.

Lol.

It's funny when you think you have a smoking gun and then only succeed in blowing your on feet off.

In the 90s, yes.

You can just admit you're making it up as you go mate, no need to keep lying.

 

[Nymzee]

Erm because then Ancestry.com was invented.

Lol.

It's funny when you think you have a smoking gun and then only succeed in blowing your on feet off.

So one of your parents thought they were Welsh then suddenly discovered they were Scottish? Figured the accent might have given it away for them. Guess they’re where you get your… quirks from.

Just sit down and take your medicine you bigot. The vaults never lie.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

50 pages to read through? I feel like I'm in for a treat. Be back soon.

Yeah it's not disappointed either like.

 

[davek]

You know this how?

The balance of possibilities points away from it.

Did those Everton fans pose a knife risk to the ludicrous Vieira?

 

[DualityNSNO]

So one of your parents thought they were Welsh then suddenly discovered they were Scottish? Figured the accent might have given it away for them. Guess they’re where you get your… quirks from.

Just sit down and take your medicine you bigot. The vaults never lie.

Fairly sure he's also said he's from around Wigan or something too down the line.

Can't wait for the next identity change.

 

[Nymzee]

Love a good evening vaulting.

 

[Nymzee]

Fairly sure he's also said he's from around Wigan or something too down the line.

Can't wait for the next identity change.

Oh he says in the vaulted post he’s born/raised in England. As plastic of a fan as it gets.

 

[davek]

So one of your parents thought they were Welsh then suddenly discovered they were Scottish? Figured the accent might have given it away for them. Guess they’re where you get your… quirks from.

Just sit down and take your medicine you bigot. The vaults never lie.

I think you're overthinking this.

Let me just remind you and others of the salient facts...















CELTIC 3-1 HEART OF MIDLOTHIAN

 

[DualityNSNO]

The balance of possibilities points away from it.

Did those Everton fans pose a knife risk to the ludicrous Vieira?

No they don't.

Did that game have a team and it's fanbase from Glasgow involved?