Scone

[Brownie]

I heard a story once about this lad who'd paint little designs onto scones and sell them on as doorknobs.

 

[chicoazul]

I heard a story once about this lad who'd paint little designs onto scones and sell them on as doorknobs.

Did he leave them in ajar? Hahajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

 

[Clint Planet]

Did he leave them in ajar? Hahajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Stope! Please! You're killing me!

 

[best little spaniard]

So what we've established here is that a quarter of you are weird tits.

Scone types (rhymed with gone) pronounce pasty as if it was spelt Parsty.

I've heard them. Seriously.

This is very wrong. Ask cornish people.

Get someone with a thick accent, and it will sound like parsty.

 

[spikeman]

Pasty is one Im confused about. Do you pronounce it Past-ee or Paste-ee?

 

[Brownie]

Pasty is one Im confused about. Do you pronounce it Past-ee or Paste-ee?

Past-ee but some people here pronounce past different to how what you do.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

parst

 

[Silas]

The six people who voted Scone should be kicked off the forum. Melts. They are the same people who say Marster instead of Master and Barth instead of bath.

 

[RFUS]

The six people who voted Scone should be kicked off the forum. Melts. They are the same people who say Marster instead of Master and Barth instead of bath.

As I said before, I don't.

I get it right on all fronts, because I'm ace and know how to speak proper English.

"Scone" rhymes with "cone"
"Bath" rhymes with "math".
"Sconn" rhymes with "shut up you language murdering beaut".

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Scon.

"Which is the fastest cake " answer S'cone

Fetches coat

 

[Dublintoff]

The six people who voted Scone should be kicked off the forum. Melts. They are the same people who say Marster instead of Master and Barth instead of bath.

I vote that you should be kicked off the forum cos i cant pronounce where your from>>>................

 

[Allezfan]

I'm pretty sure I've gone my entire life without ever having to say the world 'scone' out loud.

 

[heatmeiser]

I point you to the Cambridge Dictionary.

Click the little UK button and you will hear the correct UK pronounciation.

Click the US for the bastardised US version.

I honestly expected better of you RFAFUS, I really did. You've clearly been watching your Friends boxset too much.

SCONN WINS


/ here endeth the thread.