Scarlet Moffatt

[Deleted member 28206]

Imagine waking up next to that

 

[Frank Halfcoate]

Imagine waking up next to that

With her banger prodding you in the back.

 

[Cellardweller]

Awight darlin!

Phwoar etc etc

 

[jaycee]

Imagine waking up and admitting you watch anything with Ant and Dec in it

 

[Bungle]

Hahaha look guys I spelt her name so it says 'Muff', cos I'm just a proper lad talking about minge and all the minge I've had, oi oi oi.

*Decks random foreigner for not sounding English enough and vomits on self*

Absolutely tragic. Take yourself off to Men & Motors forum you [Poor language removed].

 

[GrandOldTeam]

 

[tommytowne]

I didn't know who on earth she was until the missus started watching Gogglebox.
When I saw her I started laughing as I recalled one poster on either Kipper or TEF saying that whenever he saw a picture of her, he was reminded of the smell of brown ale and pigeons.

 

[paultheblue]

Does anybody know if you can get Sky sports on Ants forehead?

 

[Boss_Blue]

Ant (from Ant and Dec) is, without doubt, nailing Scarlett muffatt.

She’s got a massive set of bangers and is a younger version of his soon to be ex wife.

Luck boy getting to bury his head in those fun bags.

Top quality thread this.


If you're trying to ruin GOT that is.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Actually, it's okay lads.

If we can survive @Kurt's sock threads we can survive this.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Ant (from Ant and Dec) is, without doubt, nailing Scarlett muffatt.

She’s got a massive set of bangers and is a younger version of his soon to be ex wife.

Luck boy getting to bury his head in those fun bags.

Does anyone actually talk like this?! Fun bags!? Eh?

 

[Woolly Blue]

Never heard of her, but a quick google suggests her weight is likely to yo-yo, so she might be reasonably trim now, but she'll be back to chunky in no time ...

 

[marsh]

Shes not fit at all

 

[Kurt.]

She's more shape 0 than size 0

 

[Toast]

I didn't know who on earth she was until the missus started watching Gogglebox.
When I saw her I started laughing as I recalled one poster on either Kipper or TEF saying that whenever he saw a picture of her, he was reminded of the smell of brown ale and pigeons.

Some proper weird pigeon sniffers on TEF like..