Sayings And Their Origins

[arch stanton]

'The dog' s bollocks ' - A male dog licks it's own bollocks a lot because of the pleasure he derives from it, hence,' the dog's bollocks ' means something you think is just ace. Something your ma might have said about me when I porked her in the doorway at the side of the Odeon when your da stayed in to mind you. ?

I thought this phrase was a printing reference for :-

 

[lancs blue]

Took a trip to KFC - coined by his royalness randy Andy when explaining he couldn't be at a place he shouldn't

 

[Rock Hard Casey]

'Bash the bishop' - This originates from when the Bishop Of Cum Hardy was battered by a gaggle of altar boys after he was caught blimping up their cassocks when they were bending over to pick up hymn books that had been lashed on the floor. They duffed him up in the vestry and stuffed loads of those wafer flying saucer things from the tabernacle in his gob.
Nowadays it relates to when you can't get a lob on when your bird is lying akimbo ready for your monthly chore, you therefore smack your donger around with a few slaps on the chest of drawers to liven it up.