Say something controversial - round 2

[Durham Toffee]

One of my mates, has bifted one his cousins and one of his aunts.

They're from Netherley so it doesn't count .

His aunt?

Ffs.

 

[carlos21]

Alrite today Carlos. Fry up for lunch and a pizza for tea so feeling fat and happy. How's you lad?

I am good today mate been out with the springer today.

 

[COYBL25]

His aunt?

Ffs.

Anything that moves mate. He has no shame when it comes to getting his jollies.

 

[john jako]

I am good today mate been out with the springer today.

Happy days lad. Am in bed now with me Jack Russell lying on me head. Once this one dies am getting a spaniel.

 

[carlos21]

Happy days lad. Am in bed now with me Jack Russell lying on me head. Once this one dies am getting a spaniel.

Well done mate they are proper boss dogs

 

[DualityNSNO]

The Americanisation of English

Why did you quote me for this ffs?

 

[FTY]

Bloke who was PMing Roydo on all the Yarmolenko stuff is the same fella giving Esk info on Mata

No one

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

Animal medical research should be banned?

Nah mate
Not until someone comes up with an alternate way to do gene knockout studies amongst other things

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

I have a cousin who I would probably ride senseless if she was up for it.

 

[Feary93]

There's a religion called "Bretheren" and they marry their own cousin's and don't pay taxes

 

[Seathestars]

There's a religion called "Bretheren" and they marry their own cousin's and don't pay taxes

How do I sign up

 

[Feary93]

How do I sign up

Marrying a cousin would be a start, then see if you're eligible

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

There's a religion called "Bretheren" and they marry their own cousin's and don't pay taxes

You heard wrong mate, it's St Helens

 

[chicoazul]

There's a religion called "Bretheren" and they marry their own cousin's and don't pay taxes

I believe this also goes by the name of "Skelmersdale" mate.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Note the token black guy in the front line, so they can claim not to be xenophobic or racist. They could have at least given him a uniform to make it a vaguely credible attempt.

Crikey! Give 'em a uniform and they think they're Hitler...