Transfer Rumour Santiago Sosa

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I think he's getting a North Korean work permit and living there on the dole or something like that.

You`re not far off mate.

To get his work permit he has to :

Climb Everest.

Cross the Channel in a rubber dinghy during the night.

Pass the " I know all about how to rip the benefits of in England " written test.

He has to live in a two bed house for 6 mths with 20 other lads.

Then and only then does he get his permit and a club Ford Escort.
 
Just tried to read some news about this but Google just chucks up stories from [Publication is blacklisted due to spam] and other sites like that with poorly written opinion pieces masquerading as news.

Subsequently tried looking back through this thread but it's definitely summer in here.
 
Wowsers the last several pages.

Sosa though.
Ha.

I've completely lost track of who's wumming who, who doesn't realise they're getting wummed, who thinks they're getting wummed but aren't, who isn't even wumming, and who's wumming just for the hell of it.

Mad.
 
You`re not far off mate.

To get his work permit he has to :

Climb Everest.

Cross the Channel in a rubber dinghy during the night.

Pass the " I know all about how to rip the benefits of in England " written test.

He has to live in a two bed house for 6 mths with 20 other lads.

Then and only then does he get his permit and a club Ford Escort.

He might even get his own player thread if he goes through all that.
 
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