Santa v Jesus

[toffeejack]

does anyone here who isn't a christian believe jesus was actually real?

I reckon he probably was real he was just a massive bullshitter and it was back in the day when nobody actually lied so everyone he told these stories too had no foresight to see him as a liar.

anyway, why do we still go by christian dates 2016 AD, if we don't believe in christianity?

 

[Gladystweet]

does anyone here who isn't a christian believe jesus was actually real?

I reckon he probably was real he was just a massive bullshitter and it was back in the day when nobody actually lied so everyone he told these stories too had no foresight to see him as a liar.

anyway, why do we still go by christian dates 2016 AD, if we don't believe in christianity?

My missus calls me Jesus Christ every time I come in pished.

 

[carlos21]

My missus calls me Jesus Christ every time I come in pished.

Can you buy me a ps4 pro please.

 

[Gladystweet]

Can you buy me a ps4 pro please.

How much are they mate?

 

[carlos21]

How much are they mate?

Loads of money kid.

 

[carlos21]

does anyone here who isn't a christian believe jesus was actually real?

I reckon he probably was real he was just a massive bullshitter and it was back in the day when nobody actually lied so everyone he told these stories too had no foresight to see him as a liar.

anyway, why do we still go by christian dates 2016 AD, if we don't believe in christianity?

Will you buy me one mate.

 

[Donald Twain]

My missus calls me Jesus Christ every time I come in pished.

She calls me ' oh God '

 

[abelard]

does anyone here who isn't a christian believe jesus was actually real?

I reckon he probably was real he was just a massive bullshitter and it was back in the day when nobody actually lied so everyone he told these stories too had no foresight to see him as a liar.

anyway, why do we still go by christian dates 2016 AD, if we don't believe in christianity?

"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him"

I imagine he was a fairly standard-issue pre-DSM schizophrenic.

I've always appreciated the MezoAmerican religious, which are all based on the actual transcendence of proper drugs, rather than Abrahamic communal placebos.

 

[Professor Toffee]

"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him"

I imagine he was a fairly standard-issue pre-DSM schizophrenic.

I've always appreciated the MezoAmerican religious, which are all based on the actual transcendence of proper drugs, rather than Abrahamic communal placebos.

Easy for you to say!

 

[toffeejack]

"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him"

I imagine he was a fairly standard-issue pre-DSM schizophrenic.

I've always appreciated the MezoAmerican religious, which are all based on the actual transcendence of proper drugs, rather than Abrahamic communal placebos.

mate i got an F in RE and wasn't much better in my english lessons - could you "dumb" that down for a simpleton like me please

 

[Professor Toffee]

mate i got an F in RE and wasn't much better in my english lessons - could you "dumb" that down for a simpleton like me please

Native American Religions have a drug base
Jews/Christians/Muslims have a faith base

Cmon you Aztecs

 

[toffeejack]

Native American Religions have a drug base
Jews/Christians/Muslims have a faith base

Cmon you Aztecs

and aztec is a game of some sort?

 

[Prevenger17]

I've always appreciated the MezoAmerican religious, which are all based on the actual transcendence of proper drugs, rather than Abrahamic communal placebos.

Aye, me too

 

[summerisle]

Don't mess with Jesus.

 

[Professor Toffee]

and aztec is a game of some sort?

People who lived in Mexico when the Spanish came and destroyed their civilisation

Also a curiously delicious chocolate bar in the 1970s