Team Jesus all the way,purely for his sense of humour.
Santa v Jesus
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Santa by TKO in round 2 I think
Santa's got the body-mass and speed to visit every Christian home in the space of a night. No contest here.
Donald Twain
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Jesus has got the ' me arl fella' thing though!
Professor Toffee
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so she says!
God is omnipresent. Santa has to go there, but God's already there. And Jesus isn't just the son of God, but part of the Holy Trinity, ie of God himself, and is with us all, always. It'll be like when Tom chases Jerry round a corner, and Jerry's waiting there with a frying pan or some such.
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
I wonder who made up that idea of the Holy Trinity, Father, Son (who we will nail to a cross) and a Dove
must have had access to a large stash of mushrooms
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Pagan Gods are cool, in rivers and woods and in your face!
Jesus can turn water into wine, who can ask for more.
I've tried to crucify myself a few times, I can never get the last nail in
I've tried to crucify myself a few times, I can never get the last nail in
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Water to wine easy peasy
Not fattening chocolate covered shortbread biscuits and Im a believer!
Donald Twain
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those druids and their gods got a pasting off the Romans , cant see them wiping the floor with Jez or St Nick!
jaycee
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Jezza got wiped out by one grass Donnie so dont be bigging him up
Donald Twain
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He'd pull your pants down and laugh!
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