Samuel Eto'o

[Dharma]

Sad,Sad day when this money grabbing tosser pulls on the sacred jersey. He couldn't give a flying f*** if we win or lose. Sure he'll get a couple of tap ins, but his days of pace and sharpness are long long gone. Can't see the point of it. Better off giving Big Dunc a run out

 

[Boss_Blue]

Oh, hello.
As a reminder



You have mail lad.
Don't ignore me twice.

Wooly has spoken

 

[ilikecheese]

in your american accent ?? come on, it'd sound fantastic

I read that with an American accent if I'm honest...I READ YOU ALL WITH AN AMERICAN ACCENT!

 

[Boss_Blue]

Sad,Sad day when this money grabbing tosser pulls on the sacred jersey. He couldn't give a flying f*** if we win or lose. Sure he'll get a couple of tap ins, but his days of pace and sharpness are long long gone. Can't see the point of it. Better off giving Big Dunc a run out

Cheer up lid, we're gunna be boss this season

Let's enjoy the ride

 

[Pat's Van]

Sad,Sad day when this money grabbing tosser pulls on the sacred jersey. He couldn't give a flying f*** if we win or lose. Sure he'll get a couple of tap ins, but his days of pace and sharpness are long long gone. Can't see the point of it. Better off giving Big Dunc a run out

you don't like him then?

 

[scratchnsurf]

Not sure which shirt he will wear like.

I'd say it's likely to be an Everton shirt.

 

[maccavennie]

Sad,Sad day when this money grabbing tosser pulls on the sacred jersey. He couldn't give a flying f*** if we win or lose. Sure he'll get a couple of tap ins, but his days of pace and sharpness are long long gone. Can't see the point of it. Better off giving Big Dunc a run out

I can tell your 50/50 like me mate. I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt as he has more medals than the last 20 years of Everton players to pull on the jersey put together. And i aint even his biggest fan bit lets give him a go.

 

[tonka1878]

Well suck me sideways, we're signing Samuel sodding Eto'o. Superb.

 

[ilikecheese]

Sad,Sad day when this money grabbing tosser pulls on the sacred jersey. He couldn't give a flying f*** if we win or lose. Sure he'll get a couple of tap ins, but his days of pace and sharpness are long long gone. Can't see the point of it. Better off giving Big Dunc a run out

Jesus Christ...*facepalm*

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Always liked Eto'o. Made up.

He sponsors a football school in Cameroon so could be a good contact for future stars.

 

[efcarentwe]

Sad,Sad day when this money grabbing tosser pulls on the sacred jersey. He couldn't give a flying f*** if we win or lose. Sure he'll get a couple of tap ins, but his days of pace and sharpness are long long gone. Can't see the point of it. Better off giving Big Dunc a run out

stay away from any sharp objects and painkillers lad ffs

 

[Efcjake]

The more I think about it, the more excited I am to see Samuel Eto'o playing for Everton. He's been class for years. I know he's old and fairly expensive but he could do a job in any league still and for a bigger wedge than what we can afford, but he chose to compete in the Premier League with us. He is going to be a great mentor for Lukaku, I bet Martinez sees the additional wage being earned on training days showing Rom how to be the next uber boss Champions-Leage-Winning striker. We are going to get goals, the pleasure of seeing Eto'o boss your Bratislavas and Brightons in the cups and watch as Lukaku becomes a much better player under his tutelage. I'm all for this deal, I would have Eto'o for two years over Remy at this moment.

 

[Boss_Blue]

In all the excitement I haven't checked for updates in the cross dressing thread.

Has Mick been hospitalised?

Will they ever pop back out?

Why do I even care?

So many unanswered questions

*leaves thread

 

[MikeH72]

Eto'o at Everton, lmao. One of the greatest strikers of his generation. I know he's past his best, but I'm buzzing regardless. That's deffo a name to get on the back of your shirt

 

[Brennan]

Sad,Sad day when this money grabbing tosser pulls on the sacred jersey. He couldn't give a flying f*** if we win or lose. Sure he'll get a couple of tap ins, but his days of pace and sharpness are long long gone. Can't see the point of it. Better off giving Big Dunc a run out

Apart for the fact that he clearly could have gotten more money elsewhere, why does it matter what his motives are if he does a job ? He's paid to play football, not to love the club. If you think any of our squad would be here if they weren't on good money you're seriously deluded.

Best backup striker we've had in years.