Sam Allardyce appreciation thread

[summerisle]

All hail the Dudley Emeritus Professor of Ignorance and Stupidity.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Come back, Koeman, all is forgiven.

 

[gonetomorrow]

I've been listening to Big Sam on the radio in the mornings. I can't help it.
Today he was singing the praises of Dubai as a holiday destination. Then he starts waxing lyrical about Alicia Keys concert that he saw there. There's something wrong about the image of Sam swaying slowly in time to Fallin'.
He was probably wearing a Hawaian shirt size 3X.

 

[Walken]

I've been listening to Big Sam on the radio in the mornings. I can't help it.
Today he was singing the praises of Dubai as a holiday destination. Then he starts waxing lyrical about Alicia Keys concert that he saw there. There's something wrong about the image of Sam swaying slowly in time to Fallin'.
He was probably wearing a Hawaian shirt size 3X.

He is 100% the kind of person I expect to go to dubai

 

[Yarrgh]

He is 100% the kind of person I expect to go to dubai

The reason for Dubai is to sort out people who would like to go to Dubai from those who would prefer to shoot themselves in the head and avoid the souless abomination built on slave labour and the deaths of the exploited due to the absence of human rights in the dictatorship.

I wonder what camp I'm in?

 

[Walken]

The reason for Dubai is to sort out people who would like to go to Dubai from those who would prefer to shoot themselves in the head and avoid the souless abomination built on slave labour and the deaths of the exploited due to the absence of human rights in the dictatorship.

I wonder what camp I'm in?

It does serve that useful purpose in that you can determine if people have any soul at all by willingly choosing to go there

 

[ChesterBlue]

Seen him bigging up Trump - says all you need to know about the gravy swilling scrote

 

[Yarrgh]

Seen him bigging up Trump - says all you need to know about the gravy swilling scrote

Can we build a wall to keep Big Scam out please.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

One of the few managers to truly unite the Everton fanbase.

Rest in Gravy

 

[Harryflashman]

So big Sam is a trump supporting Brexiteer , I’ll be honest that’s come from nowhere he just doesn’t seem anything like that kind of bloke at at all . I’m shaken to the core . a shameless self-aggrandising profiteer with a ridiculously overblown opinion of his own self importance seems totally unlike anybody that would be so vocally supportive or Brexit or trump , I’m just disappointed he didn’t go on to mention the war

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Bit of fat tit isn't he?

 

[Harryflashman]

Bit of fat tit isn't he?

He is one of those rare people in life that seems to be exactly as you’d expect him to be .

 

[goodisonopheliac]

He makes Koeman look like Chris Hughton.

 

[RomanReigns]

we miss you sammy we do

we miss you sammy we do

we miss you sammy we dooooooooooooooooooooo

oh sammy we miss you

 

[Frang]

we miss you sammy we do

we miss you sammy we do

we miss you sammy we dooooooooooooooooooooo

oh sammy we miss you

GO TO BED SPUD

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD