2021/22 Salomón Rondón

[MikeH72]

He’s rubbish but he’s starting against Chelsea. Inject this directly into my veins please

Suspended fam.

 

[nsno-chris]

How long will you give this manager Chris?

One loss? Two? Have you saved all your old posts so you can just copy and paste them in the manager thread after a few losses?

Nicely swerved off topic

You’ve truly embarrassed yourself here

 

[welshtoffee]

Suspended fam.

I though people realised this and was just taking the mickey out of him, obviously not. Makes his rash tackle VS Brentford even worse to take !!!

 

[KaiserEFC]

Suspended fam.

Oh this gets better and better

 

[LocalNative]

Time for a boy to become a man.

 

[Yarrgh]

Rondon is afraid of dogs. He's so slow they all think he's a lamp post and take a wee on him.

 

[BlueStevie35]

Can his suspension be season long?

 

[Jebus_lives]

Time for a boy to become a man.

Suspended.

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

Rondons backside has fell out of him with the realisation he’s going to have to do some running this season….

 

[Yarrgh]

Just imagine Rondon becomes an effective squad front man and slots 10 league goals.

I'm not anti-drugs in the slightest and actively support those that seek to expand their perceptions.

However if you think the walrus is going to do any of that then you might want to consider a period of sobriety.

 

[Yarrgh]

Aim higher...

Imagine he scores a 98th minute winner in the Derby, then turns into a dragon, flies up into the sky, shoots fire at the RS bench, then flaps his wings and roars so loudly he causes Anfield to crumble.

Changed my mind. Putting my 5xl Rondon matchday shirt on. If he does that, I'm all in.

 

[Yarrgh]

Forgive me for missing the bit, where he helped us stay up, could you enlighten me please ?

He got caught in a compromising situation with Sean Dyche that meant Burnley sacked him.

 

[maccavennie]

The thing that worried me on Friday was Dele replaced DCL and was given 10 minutes up top then Rondon came on and was put up top. That shows he's currently 2nd/3rd choice so anything happens to DCL we will be in serious trouble.

Oh you've really done it this time macca with your predicting the future crap you massive knobhead.

 

[Yarrgh]

He is okish can fill a gap as you say .... thats about it .....

The bleeding Watford gap.

 

[roy vernon]

It’s not his fault he is all we currently have up top.

No, it's Benitez' fault, I don't blame Rondon for signing, but, how could any manager look at that over weight mess and think that 2 years with an option for a further year in the premier league was ever going to work? It took him a full season to lose about half of the weight he needs to, he had his summer break and has come back even worse than last year.