2021/22 Salomón Rondón

[Marius57]

Was he actually called up? I'm busy during the next international break, do I need to be ruling myself out too?

I was managing to read the article without thinking it was just a puff piece until I read this "While he had maintained a good level of fitness"

 

[The Sorting Hat]

I would like to take this opportunity, now the England squad has been named, to rule myself out for this weekend as I shall be working on my Fatness levels.

 

[billyblue80]

I said this fella would add to our deadwood and I see nothing yet to see he doesn't. Even if he became a sub option it would be something. A two year contract dear lord.

 

[Ralphie Boy]

Who?

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

I hope he does get called up and his plane crashes in the jungle - he escapes unscathed only to be munched by a Jaguar

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

I hope he does get called up and his plane crashes in the jungle - he escapes unscathed only to be munched by a Jaguar

I remember in my youth getting noshed by a cougar. It's not as bad as you'd think.

 

[LEONARD]

NIL SATIS NISI OPTIMUM?

 

[TimHowardsBeardJuice]

NIL SATIS NISI OPTIMUM?

nisi senex et claudus

 

[everton1953]

Imagine a fit Rondon scores hattrick in Derby game and DCL fighting to get his place back.

 

[Nyhus]

At this rate, he may be fit by the end of his contract

My grandfather’s fitter and hes been dead for 15years.

 

[COYBL25]

Imagine a fit Rondon scores hattrick in Derby game and DCL fighting to get his place back.

Can I have some of what you`ve been smoking please ?

 

[brigadier]

Imagine a fit Rondon scores hattrick in Derby game and DCL fighting to get his place back.

I've heard things like this for decades and it's never happened, it's more likely an own goal from 30 yards a missed penalty and a sending off, even that wouldn't happen it would mean he was involved in the game.

 

[PhilRegan]

Imagine a fit Rondon scores hattrick in Derby game and DCL fighting to get his place back.

That's some imagination you've got there.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Imagine a fit Rondon scores hattrick in Derby game and DCL fighting to get his place back.

Hello, someone playing dark side of the moon?

 

[Yarrgh]

How's the big fella I wonder? Ready to tear it up with a swashbuckling display against City?

Can't wait to see the supreme levels of fitness he has gained over the last couple of weeks. I bet he's so fast, it's almost like he doesn't move.