SAF Hits Out of Goodison Dressing Rooms

[Jondi10]

Liverpool Daily Post.co.uk - Everton FC - Everton FC News - Sir Alex Ferguson rants about the size of Everton's dressing room.

The Manchester United manager has called on Premier League officials to introduce new rules regarding the size of dressing rooms after saying Everton’s were ‘unbelievably’ narrow.
Ferguson believes the dressing rooms are too cramped for the modern era, in which clubs with a large squad are now allowed to name seven substitutes and often have a large back-room team as well.

The United manager said: "With all the money in the Premier League, some grounds should be better.

Oh I'm sorry Sir Alex we don't have the investors to buy so many players that we can't fit them in the dressing room or to make the dressing rooms bigger because we have so many guys. If you don't like it go hire some guys to improve it for us.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

The premier league should just appoint Ferguson as its chief, as he already thinks he runs the whole show anyway

 

[steevie]

The premier league should just appoint Ferguson as its chief, as he already thinks he runs the whole show anyway

He does run the show. The FA are sh@t scared of him, Benitez and Wenger. Calling Everton's dressing rooms as narrow is just laughable from a man who should no better. The only thing narrow about him is the chewing gum he chews, what is wide is the body part he throws the chewing gum in.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Too narrow for his and Rooney's heads

 

[TX Bill]

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[Whitebootman]

He didn't mention the pies though, and the tea. Looks like our half time snacks are ok for Sir Alex and his boys.

 

[Gerard_Francis]

Goodison pitch wide enough for him?

 

[gkpaul]

Look fine to me, and Kammy never moaned once!
YouTube - Chris Kamara at Goodison

 

[Goat]

Looking at that video, hes got a point to be fair.

 

[Robin Sisland]

SAF Hits Out of Goodison Dressing Rooms

Not enough room to swing a hairdrier apparently..

 

[Nebbiolo]

You know what we should do, we should build a new ground with extra big dressing rooms, preferably somewhere like Kirkby.

 

[Neiler]

Why would we make conditions easier for the opposition, narrower please Bill!

 

[davek]

You know what we should do, we should build a new ground with extra big dressing rooms, preferably somewhere like Kirkby.

Exactly, Neb. Ferguson was beaten to the punch by OUR OWN CEO, lest we forget, last November:

"Can you imagine Tevez, Rooney and Ronaldo all crammed in here when Manchester United come to play? This is just not the standard you would expect of a club in the Premier League."

GOODISON PANNED - Liverpool Echo - Gwlad Tidings

 

[kenada_blue]

He's right.
But nah, we want GP and we want WORLD CLASS too.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

garn fack yerself saf, maybe you can drop a couple of your show-ponies off at aintree and they can get saddled up there instead.
i would create a space around the wall of the away dressing room and send some kids in there to transmit through the walls, one with a ds on full, one with drum sticks to play on the walls, one with a bouncy ball to rattle round the place, one with my fog-horn, and a violin class.

tell you what saf, as you have to pack kit etc for aways then we'll move everything to o.t. instead, you just let us all know when we are expected for our audience with you and we'll all come running.

give 'em a leaky porta-cabin in the corner of the bullens/ park end.
bet aberdeens were like madonna's bathroom back in your day, chuddy yammin' tw@ !!