Clarky cat
Player Valuation: £40m
Give it a wash first then mate
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Toffeeslam
Player Valuation: £40m
Hopefully not true
Smacks of Kenwright and another one of his amazing deals.
BK: "OK, my final offer. We'll take Fraser off your hands and you pay us £15m plus , and I know this is a big ask, you pay for a new flag for the Street End showing Seanie's lovely big head and then we can say you're paying £45m for Gordon. I know I'm pushing it but are you OK with that Amanda?"
Amanda Staveley: "Err ... you drive a very hard bargain Bill (she puts hand over the telephone mouthpiece so that the sound of raucous laughter from Eddie Howe can't be heard by bungling Bill. "Shhh!" to Eddie Howe. She collects herself). Er ...ahaha, oohaha (she turns it into a cough). Oh dear, sorry Bill, I've got this awful cough coming on. But because it's you Bill, I'll agree ".
BK: "Oh , thanks lovey,"
BK puts phone down: "Where would Everton be without me?"
BK: "OK, my final offer. We'll take Fraser off your hands and you pay us £15m plus , and I know this is a big ask, you pay for a new flag for the Street End showing Seanie's lovely big head and then we can say you're paying £45m for Gordon. I know I'm pushing it but are you OK with that Amanda?"
Amanda Staveley: "Err ... you drive a very hard bargain Bill (she puts hand over the telephone mouthpiece so that the sound of raucous laughter from Eddie Howe can't be heard by bungling Bill. "Shhh!" to Eddie Howe. She collects herself). Er ...ahaha, oohaha (she turns it into a cough). Oh dear, sorry Bill, I've got this awful cough coming on. But because it's you Bill, I'll agree ".
BK: "Oh , thanks lovey,"
BK puts phone down: "Where would Everton be without me?"
Even Patterson’s quicker than that.
You'll know his name when the boo-boys and bed wetters are crying that he didn't 'Teeeeeeeeeeeeeern' quick enough.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
Head back, struggling to catch up to a counter attack by Wolves that reached the 18 yard box - officially clocked at 1m 30s.
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