Ross song

[Kiwi]

to the tune of "did you ever see a lassie" or "auh due lieber augustin" IMO easy to sing

Ross Barkley we love you we love you we love you
Ross Barkley we love you we love you we do
Go put on our jersey
a royal blue mersey
Ross Barkley we love you in everton blue
Dont play for another
we'll sell them your mother
Ross Barkley we love you we love you we do
he dances he dribbles he shoots and he swivels
ross Barkley we love you we love you we do

 

[PaddyG]

Nahhhhh

 

[Pat's Van]

Everton is gonna win the cup

Big Joe Royle is gonna lift it up, (lift it up, lift it up)

All together now
All together now
All together no-ow

In Everton

All together now
All together now
All together no-ow

Remember boys back in ‘66
We won the cup with Catterix
We played Watford in ‘84
Now big Joe Royle is coming up for more

In Everton

All together now
All together now
All together no-ow

For Everton…

We Believe….

(obviously just swap the words “Joe Royle” for “Roberto Martinez”)

(and maybe say something about Barkley)

 

[MickM86]

Follow follow follow!
Everton is the team to follow!
Cos we've got Ross Barkley, Barry, Jags and McCarthy and Bryan Oviedoooooo!

 

[NickK66]

Follow follow follow!
Everton is the team to follow!
Cos we've got Ross Barkley, Barry, Jags and McCarthy and Bryan Oviedoooooo!

Good effort. Must be all the success you're having in your love life! I normally leave the board, head in hands when people start making up songs, but that's not bad. But when the 'Follow' song was first sung, the opening line was actually 'Tell all the red****e you know...' Try this:

Tell all the red****e you know,
Everton is the team to follow
With Lukaku and Barkley, Barry, McCarthy, Coleman and Oviedo-o-o!

 

[MickM86]

Tell all the red sh1te you know
Everton is the team to follow
With Lukaku and Barkley, Barry, Jags and McCarthy, Sylvain Distin and Oviedoooooo!

 

[DevineEFC]

Follow follow follow!
Everton is the team to follow!
Cos we've got Ross Barkley, Barry, Jags and McCarthy and Bryan Oviedoooooo!

Get 2 or 3 lads to sing this and its done! Very easy song like... would sound good too

 

[meagher94]

We definitely need a "sh*t songs" thread.

 

[technoterry]

Need to drop Barry from song, if you try to sing it loud you are running out of air when you get to McCarthy. But idea is great, lets get it going street end vs fulham.

 

[MickM86]

Need to drop Barry from song, if you try to sing it loud you are running out of air when you get to McCarthy. But idea is great, lets get it going street end vs fulham.

I'll start this on Saturday so any suggestions?

I think it fits perfectly, just gotta breathe deep before you start and get breath in when you can. The rhythm is perfect and it flows well.

 

[MickM86]

Tell all the red sh1te you know
Everton is the team to follow
With Lukaku and Barkley, Barry, Jags and McCarthy, Sylvain Distin and Oviedoooooo!

 

[MickM86]

I've tried it without Barry, it still works like

 

[technoterry]

Just far to many names in the song, you want to be able to sing it as loud as possible and not have to struggle for breath.

"Cos we've got Ross Barkley, Jags and McCarthy and Bryan Oviedoooooo"

 

[technojoe]

We need to somehow merge a chant to this track

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVg9DCRrMw4

Ross Barkley will **** you up, Barkley will **** you up! an so on

 

[Pabbers]

"Early one morning while making the rounds,
I took a shot of Cocain and I shot my woman down,
I went right home and I went to bed
I stuck that lovin' forty-four beneath my head.......ROSS THE BOSS, LID"