Ross Barkley

[dandydan]

....needs to settle down and get married.

Like Ryan Giggs?

 

[RFUS]

Roscoe loves a bit of strange.

Although the stories abar him being a div may have a bit of substance. Before he broke into the first team I had mates who worked in the Odeon in Liverpool One and Size, he was barred from both places for being a div. Distincly remember stories about going into Size, picking up shoes and holding them up until someone come over to help him "Do you know who I am?" sort of thing. Although he sent a signed shirt to a few of the lads and he's seemed to chill out after that.

Anytime I've met him, outside the match like, he's been nothing but sound.

When you're told you're a special snowflake and given millions of pounds before you've finished puberty, then there's a 95% chance you're going to be a bell. Or at least have some bellish tendencies.

Incidentally, this is why I love Baines so much. I feel like he'd be the same lad even if he was a plumber or an accountant.

 

[Connor]

When you're told you're a special snowflake and given millions of pounds before you've finished puberty, then there's a 95% chance you're going to be a bell. Or at least have some bellish tendencies.

Incidentally, this is why I love Baines so much. I feel like he'd be the same lad even if he was a plumber or an accountant.

Oh aye. Plus the people he has around him, telling him he's everything and more, he's going to be a bell at times.

 

[streeky]

white wine ??? Shows what type of man this fella is!

Maybe he is having fish

 

[nsnojosh]

SELL.

 

[Moomin]

Have a mate who used to work with one of McCarthy's 'mates'.

Macca loves a bevvy apparently but yeh, hangs around with a tough crowd.

James McCarthy?

 

[BlueToff]

I'm sure it will be some Liverpool scrote.

Over a bird allegedly.

Probably just a case of Ross needing to be a bit smarter and this lad been a beaked up weirdo.

 

[Connor]

James McCarthy?

Aye.

 

[BlueToff]

Something something Davek, something Martinez, something ungrateful

...72 points etc

 

[ToffeeTim]

James McCarthy?

No Mick

 

[RFUS]

Oh aye. Plus the people he has around him, telling him he's everything and more, he's going to be a bell at times.

I think they should make it legal to set fire to entourages.

I mean, think about it. If you're actually in someone's entourage then there's a 100% chance you're an absolute scrotum of a human being.

 

[tadao]

Maybe he is having fish

I think Ross had that dish.

 

[Moomin]

Aye.

He's teetotal, doesnt drink though.

 

[BlueToff]

Oh aye. Plus the people he has around him, telling him he's everything and more, he's going to be a bell at times.

He's also got an IQ of about 12

 

[Connor]

He's teetotal, doesnt drink though.

I've seen photos of him in Mansion in Town that say differently Mooms