Ross Barkley joins Chelsea, er, Villa on loan

[dholliday]

Awww...since 2004!? You've really suffered, man! How do you sleep at night?

He's "all about the banter", that one.

 

[macdog]

Thought he looked more focused and relaxed than he did last season. Seemed to be at ease in his role -- i.e. didn't look lost, so must have been carrying out the manager's orders -- but was completely peripheral. Then again, it was City.

aka bovine.

 

[Tin-Tin]

Kovacic on his way, Ross down to 32nd choice.

 

[KaiserEFC]

I look forward to Everton letting him train with us so he can find a new club once his Chelsea contract has expired.

 

[4737carlin]

Suprised Boro havent come in for him

 

[Baines' left foot]

Tell you what lads, I wouldn’t mind giving her the best 14 seconds of her life if you know what I’m saying hahahahahahahaha I’d be all over that lad you’d have to drag me off hahahahaha the neighbours would be complaining of the smell wouldn’t they because I’d be banging her for that long she’d probably die hahahahaha anyway lads that’s all from me say hello to our Pam will you good arl girl she is tra tra tra nice one

 

[summerisle]

Tell you what lads, I wouldn’t mind giving her the best 14 seconds of her life if you know what I’m saying hahahahahahahaha I’d be all over that lad you’d have to drag me off hahahahaha the neighbours would be complaining of the smell wouldn’t they because I’d be banging her for that long she’d probably die hahahahaha anyway lads that’s all from me say hello to our Pam will you good arl girl she is tra tra tra nice one

Said the actress to the bishops.

 

[EFCPaul]

When I die she will greet meet at Heaven's gates

 

[larbert toffee]

Said the actress to the bishops.

I think Baines LF is more likely to bash the Bishop.

 

[ilikecheese]

I think Baines LF is more likely to bang the Bishop.

Fixed. BLF would bang.

 

[larbert toffee]

Fixed. BLF would bang.

Bash the Bishop slang meaning may be lost in Transatlantic translation ILC.

 

[ilikecheese]

Bash the Bishop slang meaning may be lost in Transatlantic translation ILC.

Well let's be honest he'd wonder how much for the pair.

The Bishop likes it rough...hopefully.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I think Baines LF is more likely to bash the Bishop.

If by bash you mean bench press 500x...

 

[DualityNSNO]

Benched Mostly.

 

[MikeH72]

Tell you what lads, I wouldn’t mind giving her the best 14 seconds of her life if you know what I’m saying hahahahahahahaha I’d be all over that lad you’d have to drag me off hahahahaha the neighbours would be complaining of the smell wouldn’t they because I’d be banging her for that long she’d probably die hahahahaha anyway lads that’s all from me say hello to our Pam will you good arl girl she is tra tra tra nice one

lol lol lol