Surpassing himself once again, here. Complete and utter fraud.
Ronald koeman . New barca manager.
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Writing newspaper columns in the Dutch version of The Sun awaits for the water buffalo. Finished as a manager after this.
mmmmsnouts
Player Valuation: £40m
Absolutely stealing wins here lately
NewRadical
Player Valuation: £30m
Honestly surprised he's lasted this long.
I guess that club are in quite a mess at the moment.
I guess that club are in quite a mess at the moment.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £80m
He's a fall guy. The longer the financial mess Barcelona is in persists, the longer you might as well keep him on. Why taint more than one manager with the situation they are in.
I wouldn't be surprised in a few years time, when all the COVID impact has been absorbed and Barca are well into their post Messi era and starting to perform better, that Koeman will be seen sympathetically there as a former playing legend who struggled to keep their head above water during the fallout of the current boardroom and financial problems at the depth of what should be a huge rebuild of a poorly functioning squad.
We'll all know that he is absolute sh*&^house of a man and manager though.
FCBarça
Player Valuation: £15m
True but there's no board atm. Elections have been postponed until March 7 despite club statutes stipulating it needed to be done before end of December. This is more a case of Bartomeu still trying to influence the elections by proxy through the management council led by his economic advsior Tusquets.
There are 3 candidates - Freixa, Laporta & Font. Xavi is going to coach, whether it is in June or there is an interim coach after Koeman is unclear but Font has already said there is no way the club will continue with Koeman. Laporta has said he supports Koeman but he has experience as a President and has no intention to destabilize until he is officially elected
Most cules are unhappy with his coaching - tactically inept and terrible at substitutions despite having 5 at his disposal in each match. Nevertheless he has to get some credit for bringing Griezmann into the rotation despite early struggles - they are improving and you can never discredit a coach for that. There is good chemistry on the pitch
Bullens Rd
Player Valuation: £35m
They'll have their next manager lined up already imo to replace this round, orange disaster.
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
I still derive pleasure from his 'lost in transit' shipment of jandals (intended for guests at his daughter's beach wedding).
Awful man was Fatty Koeman
Awful man was Fatty Koeman
SpongeBob brown shoes
Player Valuation: £40m
After watching the blues restoring pride in themselves again last night under Ancelotti after the fat orange tit destroyed us, I didn't even know he'd lost again until this morning, hahahaha you little fraud
Head like a bag of marshmallows
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