Ronald koeman . New barca manager.

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Hilarious but couldn't happen to a nicer fella - only Shame is it looks like Ronks will be on the golf course with his pay off before the kids are back in school, so could say he's played a blinder by acting his usual arrogant, idiotic self, but you would have thought he would want to have a proper go at this job, and he's proper goosed it.

Ronks behaviour here is up there with old fat bisto knockers accepting bungs when engerlund manager - absolute buffoonery!
 
Hilarious but couldn't happen to a nicer fella - only Shame is it looks like Ronks will be on the golf course with his pay off before the kids are back in school, so could say he's played a blinder by acting his usual arrogant, idiotic self, but you would have thought he would want to have a proper go at this job, and he's proper goosed it.

Ronks behaviour here is up there with old fat bisto knockers accepting bungs when engerlund manager - absolute buffoonery!

He's done a Moyes at Man Utd.

It's not far off going up to Messi and telling him he needs to be more like Bolasie, whilst hiring Steve Round as assistant.
 
I do like this bit in the Guardian's reporting though:

The Argentinian newspaper Diario Olé has reported that Messi was left angry and frustrated after his first meeting with Koeman. According to Spain’s Diario AS, the new Barcelona coach told Messi: “your privileges here are over”.

Imagine saying that to someone who did this at the club - 485 barcelona appearances, 444 barcelona goals, 11 league wins, 4 champions league wins, 3 world club cup wins, 6 copa del rey wins and 6 balon d'ors.

Imagine saying that after Everton sacked you.
 
The risk for Koeman was always that he was going to pour petrol on the fire there, which seems to have happened.

He seems to lack any degree of sublelty and tact.

after this I now need to know what the meal was - given how the conversation apparently went and whats happened since, it can only really have been a couple of Ginsters and four boxes of microchips*, cant it?

* koeman 3 messi 1
 
It's so dumb that it almost feels on purpose. If he gets sacked and gets his contract paid up without doing a days work, and that was his actual aim, then he's a genius.

I suspect Koeman is just behaving (as he sees it logically).

Messi is a wonderful player, but is a bit of problem for Barca really. I think he exerts too much influence and his performance in the final wasn't great. However he has just scored 30 goals again this season, so you think it really needs to be handled tactfully. That is really not Koeman's strength.

I also think Koeman has probably over thought his own role as a legend there. I mean what he did will always stand the tests of time, but he's never going to win a fight with Messi. It would be like us comparing Dave Watson to Dixie Dean. Only 1 winner.
 
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Actual chance he could be binned. If Boardroom changes they'll bring in Xavi.
I read that too. If the new bloke is elected president Xavi is apparently in. Methinks this could be the event that causes the president change to happen.

Absolutely mad this, I genuinely thought he’d never leave
 
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