Romelu Lukaku

[Toffe3m4n]

That's actually false. Michy rarely talks about transfers in his interviews. He prefers talking about Sponge Bob and similar things, or Dragon Ball Z (he has life-size statues of all the characters). Plus he's very active on twitter so you can ask him direct questions https://twitter.com/mbatshuayi . The only thing he said so far is that he'll go where Chelsea want him to go but that they'll probably put him somewhere else since next year is a WC year and he has to play. Plus he doesn't speak decent English so it would be quite hard to interview him.

He's the most loved striker of the Belgian national team, because he's always friendly. You can't be mad at him; even when he's offside yet again.

Seriously? Haha, geezer.

Sign him up.

 

[DrEFC]

That's actually false. Michy rarely talks about transfers in his interviews. He prefers talking about Sponge Bob and similar things, or Dragon Ball Z (he has life-size statues of all the characters). Plus he's very active on twitter so you can ask him direct questions https://twitter.com/mbatshuayi . The only thing he said so far is that he'll go where Chelsea want him to go but that they'll probably put him somewhere else since next year is a WC year and he has to play. Plus he doesn't speak decent English so it would be quite hard to interview him.

He's the most loved striker of the Belgian national team, because he's always friendly. You can't be mad at him; even when he's offside yet again.


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SpongeNob in his Pants

 

[Armel]

Seriously? Haha, geezer.

Sign him up.

Here you go;


He also got caught with call girls (was a small footnote in the paper) when he was 17 or 18 on training camp with the Belgian youth team but nobody is ever angry at him.

 

[Stuartisitc1878]

Here you go;


He also got caught with call girls (was a small footnote in the paper) when he was 17 or 18 on training camp with the Belgian youth team but nobody is ever angry at him.

Perfect, when we bring Rooney back to partner him they'll have lots in common

 

[Connor]

Michy Bats loves the Twitter. I can warm to the idea of him finally coming here.

 

[Goat]

Michy Bats loves the Twitter. I can warm to the idea of him finally coming here.

Stop this C, please, you will only get upset.

 

[Goat]

Vinny J tho, what an actual player.

 

[Connor]

Stop this C, please, you will only get upset.

Oh, I have no expectations of him coming here MG.

 

[Goat]

Oh, I have no expectations of him coming here MG.

It jus bizzness C.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Michy Bats loves the Twitter. I can warm to the idea of him finally coming here.

Semi average fam, will do well at Newcastle

 

[Connor]

Vinny J tho, what an actual player.

 

[Goat]

Edin Dzeko is a REAL player.
MorgsGoat, Nov 26, 2009

 

[Connor]

Semi average fam, will do well at Newcastle

Nah Bry blud

Edin Dzeko is a REAL player.
MorgsGoat, Nov 26, 2009

You know we share the view on the boy Edin, MG but he won't be coming here sadly.

 

[mixed_up]

I psychically decided to type 'dzeko falls over' in youtube and hey presto!

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

And Arteta. We can sell players all the way through the window, early, late, whenever. Seemingly, though, the window opens for us to buy players on the 1st August.

Oh, and surely I won't have to fume at the end of the window, as we will have signed a truckfull of boss players. Right. Better than Rom, Ross, Geri, Stones. Right?

I'm not itk but have a bit of faith. Beats feeling down about our chances and at this point is literally a choice you make with a about six days of evidence in a 90+ day process.