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Not quite the storybook ending.

On the doorstep of the tenth anniversary of his first team debut... the universe would have imploded if his run resulted in a goal.

The day will come when Tony Hibbert chooses to unleash his full attacking power, and when that day comes, serpents will consort with rodentia, the rivers will run in reverse, and the sky will bleed fire and ice. As the ball strikes the back netting, Egypt and Tunisia will stop, look up, and come to understand what a real riot looks like. The race of man will take pause, they will look upon him and their will shall fail. ALL WILL LOVE HIM AND DESPAIR!!!
 

Not quite the storybook ending.

On the doorstep of the tenth anniversary of his first team debut... the universe would have imploded if his run resulted in a goal.

The day will come when Tony Hibbert chooses to unleash his full attacking power, and when that day comes, serpents will consort with rodentia, the rivers will run in reverse, and the sky will bleed fire and ice. As the ball strikes the back netting, Egypt and Tunisia will stop, look up, and come to understand what a real riot looks like. The race of man will take pause, they will look upon him and their will shall fail. ALL WILL LOVE HIM AND DESPAIR!!!

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Superb post mate.(y)
 
I honestly thought he was going to smash that, ihadnt felt excitement like that in years, when it happens the clocks will start going backwards.

The best part was the reaction of the fans - you literally heard the intake of breath as he cut his way in to a shooting position.

It was like the moment when you see someone just starting to fall down a flight of stairs and the world stands still for a split second.
 

The best part was the reaction of the fans - you literally heard the intake of breath as he cut his way in to a shooting position.

It was like the moment when you see someone just starting to fall down a flight of stairs and the world stands still for a split second.

Reports of birds flying backwards in south east asia for a five second spell mate, thankfully order has been restored to the world.
 
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The best part was the reaction of the fans - you literally heard the intake of breath as he cut his way in to a shooting position.

It was like the moment when you see someone just starting to fall down a flight of stairs and the world stands still for a split second.


The International Space Station has had to readjust it's orbit, due to the nano second that Earth stopped rotating, and the collective intake of breath registered on seismographs.
 
AS he slalom'ed through , RIGHT in front of us , I'm shouting ... " Oooooh - Ooooohh ,..." Peeps slappin' me on the neck ,...

The Man is ACE !!!

It wouldn't have been a goal. It would have been an event.

One you'd remember as vividly as where you were when man first took a step on the moon and the Twin Towers collapsed.

Above all, the most immense pitch invasion ever would occur, with the game temporarily stopped, puzzling every single member of the media.
 

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