here you go the full taleIs this from the Daily Sport?
Has McCartney's body been found clutching the Hitler diaries wrapped in the real Turin shroud?
Or is Mr Starkey just a crank? I call fake.
Not actually true mate, they just appear to as the body shrinks.It is impossible. He can't be dead, I know your hair and nails can keep growing but surely you stop producing sh#t
Hang on.. Isn't that the same site that @MoutsGoat announced to the UK that Suge Knight had died?
Yeah, and as for John. Well, you should prepare yourself for more bad news there.......So John was less talented than a dead guy.
Obviously a parody column.