orly
Please check with me for Blammo criteria
Perhaps British women are a bit ‘easier’ than Brazilian women should we say
You talking about our ma's here buddy?????
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You talking about our ma's here buddy?????
Lord Buckethead
Player Valuation: £35m
Surely some enterprising Blue can deliver some top quality feijoada to whatever brothel he's sending his free time in.
That was the rust thing that went through my mind , My recollection of Brazilian birds must be very different to his, saying that I only ever seen them on pornhub
Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
Maybe he has a thing about lasses in PJs?
Liamliverpool86
Player Valuation: £8m
i've seen him speaking to a girl in a bar via google translate 
kids got the tech game locked in
kids got the tech game locked in
JLW
Player Valuation: £60m
Or gym gear when they’ve never set foot in a gym in their lives!
gixerk6
Player Valuation: £5m
Well if Richarlison fancies your Ma then fair dos to ya
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
ijjysmith
Calm
Can be quite dangerous to get that in adulthood can’t it?
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
... Oh right, that wasn't a joke
thebluenosebolt
prefer being behind the times
Yes, quite
thebluenosebolt
prefer being behind the times
Swollen balls
Cookmysock
Player Valuation: £1.5m
Can leave you unable to have kids. My mates son was 16 when he had mumps swollen balls then when he was better one shrunk to half a ball they did an op so he now has 1 real bollock and a false 1 it also
left him infertile.
Tipp blue
If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
It can be, a friend of mine got it, he said it was like someone constantly slapping your balls. How he managed to come up with the comparison I have no idea, he was not left infertile tho it can happen.. he was vaccinated against it obviously the vaccine is not 100%
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