Don't be silly, the man has biceps the size of the moon.
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Don't be silly, the man has biceps the size of the moon.
...but they’re useless if you can run faster than him.
Depends if he has the right foot with him as well.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
They do bugger all though.
Was involved in a rowing boat race recently and I was completely gassed by about halfway through.
GrumpyBlue
Player Valuation: £8m
Massive fanny you lad
LydiateLee
Player Valuation: £8m
By the way, best song for one of our players I've heard.
Why doesn't it get going at home games? Tends to be 'Richarlison' to the 'Viva Ronaldo' tune.
Why doesn't it get going at home games? Tends to be 'Richarlison' to the 'Viva Ronaldo' tune.
gonetomorrow
Player Valuation: £70m
I'd like to see him on either wing running at defenders. Of course we need a deadly striker in place to finish off his work.
Boss_Blue
I will find you and consensually bum you
He's spending too much time on Red Dead and not enough on his cardio.
efcjames
Player Valuation: £35m
Seathestars
Player Valuation: £60m
Been voted signing of the season.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
This is true besides the cardio bit.
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
tough, tough sport is rowing...I thought I was reasonably fit and hopped in a boat...turned out I wasn't very fit at all
Bernard´s Magic Touch
Player Valuation: £150k
Going back through the posts I'm a bit distraught that someone gets more like than I for suggesting bestiality and everyone goes off topic slapping themselves on the back for not understanding satire.
Guys what's going on?
I accept terrible terrible posts on the Sexy Goth thread but surely there's some sort of dignity to be upheld here.
Shi*e lads.
Guys what's going on?
I accept terrible terrible posts on the Sexy Goth thread but surely there's some sort of dignity to be upheld here.
Shi*e lads.
Bernard´s Magic Touch
Player Valuation: £150k
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