Confirmed Signing Richarlison

[blue to the bone]

His ol man

 

[paultheblue]

The medical will have been boxed off hours ago I bet, they'll be sorting all the media stuff at the min

Announcement soon land

It's been delayed mate as they had to slip out to Boots to get some rubber gloves so the doc can put his fist up his hoop.

 

[efcjames]

Lads? LADS?

 

[Paulie]

He's just reached Stockport, will take him a few hours to swim back to the Pier Head. Be patient.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Note to self: Don't mess about with the forum when we're pending a record transfer...

 

[ToffeeDevil]

Note to self: Don't mess about with the forum when we're pending a record transfer...

hahahaha did you have a leak on yourself

 

[DanEFC92]

ah carn spake

 

[KaiserEFC]

My source says the camera has just entered his transverse colon now. Just needs to complete a rubicks cube in under a minute then recite his times tables up to 30 from memory and he’s ours!

 

[ToffeeTim]

1 day down. 4 more to go in his Everton medical.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Oh come on mate! we're buying him because our new manager, who knows him well, wants him. That's good enough for me, we have to back our new man or give up completely! The fee is the fee and I certainly won't lose any sleep over it!

When he pulls on the blue shirt he'll have my full support mate, but it does seem a whole lotta money. Hopefully he turns out to be the kind of player everyone hopes he will, and I'll gladly eat humble pie

 

[DanEFC92]

Just received this footage from Finch Farm

 

[Barnfred 55]

My source says the camera has just entered his transverse colon now. Just needs to complete a rubicks cube in under a minute then recite his times tables up to 30 from memory and he’s ours!

Hasn't he got to sing the National Anthem to get a work permit or something?

 

[havrey0123]

Like Sandro you mean?

Sandro scored more goals then neymar in 16/17 in la Liga and that's a fact.

 

[deipnosophist]

The length of time this medical's taking suggests we might have a 'Leroy Fer' situation on our hands...

 

[KaiserEFC]

Hasn't he got to sing the National Anthem to get a work permit or something?

Apparently we asked him to speak to Onyekuru about that