resistance is futile

[parkendmaster]

We are just super really.

this.

 

[bluebastardo]

Honestly lad, stop grooming me via pm.

I know you and chico face are m8's, but cut the crap.
Nothing worse than a liar lad. I'll gladly post the pm here for people to see if you really want to look a tit.
Ok dude?

 

[chicoazul]

Just for retro sake.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Fuming here lad.

Stranger: lad?

Stranger: Are you from uk?

You: Yes lad.

Stranger: cool lad. but do you really say lad to girls?

You: No, I called a bird lad once but she went mental and hit me with a lamp. Broke a finger.

Stranger: a bird?

You: Yes lad, thats a non lad.

Stranger: haha, you call girls birds?

You: They don't mind it like, unless you call them lad like.

You: Yes lad.

You: What do you call them lad?

Stranger: hey, did you just call me lad?

You: Yes lad.

Stranger: Hffm,, i'm offended.

You: No way lad, that's affectionate that lad.

Stranger: Hfffm, Don't make me come to the Uk and kick you ass.

You: Do you reckon lad, Im a proper solider me lad.

Stranger: Do you really talk like that?

You: Yes lad.

Stranger: cause id you do, I might fall in love with you.

Stranger: nah, kidding.

You: You a lad, lad?

Stranger: I think.

Stranger: No, I'm not a lad, lad.

You: Can you do press ups lad?

Stranger: press ups?

Stranger: of course i can...

You: Yes lad, press ups, on the floor like.

You: How many can you do lad?

Stranger: Sort of...

Stranger: Stop calling me lad!!

You: Sorry lad, cant help it.

Stranger: course you can.

You: Can't lad. Don't you like lad, lad?

Stranger: You know what? I'm just going to ignore the fact that you keep calling me lad.

Stranger: So lad, where in the Uk do you live?

You: Alright lad.

You: Skem.

Stranger: Skem?

You: Thats right lad, next to the Conny lad.

Stranger: I see. and do you like it there?

You: Nah lad, too many lids, its war out there. 3 ninjas jumped me and stole my giro last week lad, swung at them like but they were proper on their toes.

You: Living off beans this week lad, not even Heinz either. Chocka here.

Stranger: ninjas in skem?

You: Loads of them lad. Everywhere, all in black.

Stranger: Cool. I wanted to be a ninja when I was younger.

You: Get onto you lad, bet you was pure into your Berghaus. I used to have Berghaus, proper nice, fingered some bird with it on behind the Conny and her fella caught me and set it on fire. Fuming lad.

Stranger: So stranger, how old are you excactly? if you don't mind me asking?

You: 47 lad. And you?

Stranger: 52

You: Sound lad. You're not grooming here are you lad, like that bad BB, bad groomer him lad.

Stranger: poor thing, you can't speak proper english, can you? who's BB?


You: What you on about lad, you ripping the Queen there lad? BB grooms people lad, got a clique and that. He hasnt seen my triceps though lad, once he sees them its all over lad. You ever put a finger up your own arse lad?


Stranger: I'm way too tired for this.

You: Whats up with you lad?

Stranger: But i learned a lesson. never go to skem.

Stranger: have a nice life

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[TX Bill]

Oh those were the days.

You may have been talking to Cal there and never knew it.

 

[monty]

Thats it I'm going to start the TRUE BLUE group, just for Evertonians..................any Partisans or Clique members can go and do one

 

[chicoazul]

Thats it I'm going to start the TRUE BLUE group, just for Evertonians..................any Partisans or Clique members can go and do one

Why did you leave the clique so early?

senses internal turmoil*

 

[monty]

Why did you leave the clique so early?

senses internal turmoil*

Were does it say I have left the clique?, stupid sod

 

[chicoazul]

Were does it say I have left the clique?, stupid sod

You didn't read the small print, you belong to Koresh now. There can be NO other group for you.

 

[monty]

You didn't read the small print, you belong to Koresh now. There can be NO other group for you.

I am a free man, I am not one of your numbers..................FREEDOM FOR ALL EVERTONIANS

 

[bluebastardo]

Oh those were the days.

You may have been talking to Cal there and never knew it.

Cal was a bit of a dick apparently.










*worms up hook

 

[chicoazul]

Cal was sound, misunderstood with post match possession in a similar manner to Ghost, who I thought did extremely well today it has to be said, from their second goal onwards.

 

[monty]

I'll have nothing untoward said about Cal...............he was a mate in my last visitation here..................he thought Chico was a prick but then don't we all

 

[bluebastardo]

Cal was sound, misunderstood with post match possession in a similar manner to Ghost, who I thought did extremely well today it has to be said, from their second goal onwards.

Bit of a Fellaini fan I heard.

 

[ChicagoToffee]

I am so enjoying watching this power struggle but I am now thinking of setting up my own group - The Fence, to see how many want to sit on it.

It will be a bit like Switzerland. Non-commital, plenty of capitalism, low tax, very small navy, apres ski, emmental, wooden chalets and Heidi.

The fence is for cowards.

 

[monty]

I have read back through this thread and it is full of total pooh, members don't come in here to read garbage of this nature. I feel ashamed to have been party to it and I humbly offer my apologies to all members who are fed up with this juvenile, puerile crap. Lets get back to sensible posting rather than engage in play ground antics as exhibited in this thread...................grow uop the lot of you..............thats all