Remaining premier league games

[evertony]

Stoke vs Everton

D 1, Stoke stifles Everton's long ball tactics.

Everton vs Newcastle

D 1, Barkley contracts West Nile

QPR vs Everton

L 0, Howard catches a cross while diving into his own net.

Everton vs So'ton

L 0, Wanyama and Besic collide. Resulting explosion injures 8.

Swansea vs Everton

W 3, lol @BrianSwan

Everton vs Burnley

W 3, Eto'o nets two. Wait...

Everton vs Man Utd

W 3, Van Gaal and Martinez square off in post-match platitude-off.

A Villa vs Everton

W 3, at least we aren't Villa.

Everton vs S'land

W 3, No Jozy, No cry.

West Ham vs Everton

W 3, Big Sam gets hands stuck in pockets. Ambulance called.

Everton vs Tottenham

W 3, Martinez signs 11 year contract extension.

Everton place 7th with 51 points but win Europa League, knocking Liverpool out of last CCL position.

It's On!

 

[evertony]

If we don't get 15points at least from that set of fixtures I'll eat my own hat......and it's a really nice looking hat too, that would be a dinner time delight.

 

[kithnou]

I see us getting about 14 points. Which should make us safe.

Half of that will see us safe. And I am trying to find them. 2 wins or 6 draws please.

 

[MikeH72]

Seriously though, from those fixtures are enough opportunities to pick up points. I see 3 free hits against Southampton, Spurs and United, whilst the rest we are certainly able to get points from. Points at Stoke, West Ham and Swansea, and at home against Newcastle are not to be sniffed at. Wins against Sunderland and Burnley, and at QPR and Villa are also within reach.

Therefore, that leaves us with 16 points from our last 11, with
WIN 4
DRAW 4
LOSE 3

However, negatively, I can also see a few surprises so can see us end up with something more like

WIN 2
DRAW 5
LOSE 4

Which is 11 points from 11, leaving us on 39 points.. enough for survival.

Positively, I see surprises leaving us with

WIN 5
DRAW 5
LOSE 1

Leaving us with 48 points... poor, but mid table.

Christ, a home game against Southampton is seen as a "free hit". What on earth has this season done to us?

 

[bitter-no-better]

Cant see us losing more than 4 of the last 11. Our home form needs to improve so if we win 3 out of 6 and 1 away. Couple of draws then were sorted. Need to get something from Stoke game otherwise pressure will build.

 

[Hellerad]

If we don't get 15points at least from that set of fixtures I'll eat my own hat......and it's a really nice looking hat too, that would be a dinner time delight.

 

[willo30]

Possibility of 6 of those games coming after a Thursday night europa game so I wouldn't expect much from them.

That could in then leave us with 5 games to get what we need.

I'm sick of all this not altering his philosophy for anything but that to me is just code for I don't know any other way and I don't know how to turn our very good players into a winning team. It's all well and good having a style to strive for but if you haven't got the players to implement the style then you need to adapt. Force the style on players not comfortable with it you end up with the rubbish we have seen this season.

 

[LAToffee]

R_B_R_O M_R_I_E_

Fill the blanks

Rob or Tom or Giles? (That took far too long...)

 

[Steven Verhoeven]

Stoke vs Everton

D 1, Stoke stifles Everton's long ball tactics.

Everton vs Newcastle

D 1, Barkley contracts West Nile

QPR vs Everton

L 0, Howard dives and catches his beard and ball goes into net.

Everton vs So'ton

L 0, Wanyama and Besic collide. Resulting explosion injures 8.

Swansea vs Everton

W 3, lol @BrianSwan

Everton vs Burnley

W 3, Eto'o nets two. Wait...

Everton vs Man Utd

W 3, Van Gaal and Martinez square off in post-match platitude-off.

A Villa vs Everton

W 3, at least we aren't Villa.

Everton vs S'land

W 3, No Jozy, No cry.

West Ham vs Everton

W 3, Big Sam gets hands stuck in pockets. Ambulance called.

Everton vs Tottenham

W 3, Martinez signs 11 year contract extension.

Everton place 7th with 51 points but win Europa League, knocking Liverpool out of last CCL position.

Fixed this

 

[Jags]

Christ, a home game against Southampton is seen as a "free hit". What on earth has this season done to us?

Agree, it shouldn't be, and it won't be next season I'm sure, but playing how we are... I really do fear that's how it is.

 

[Hellerad]

If we don't get 15points at least from that set of fixtures I'll eat my own hat......and it's a really nice looking hat too, that would be a dinner time delight.

I think your hat is safe.

 

[Stanley Parker]

Three league wins in a row.

At this rate, we could finish in the top ten - and that would upset a lot of people!

 

[Aar_the_Toffees]

Next 7 games- we get 14 points minimum- Ill tell u if I'm joking or not in 3 weeks.

 

[hktoffee]

If we are to catch Swansea and West Ham, we got to beat them at their home. 8th is the best we hope for this season.

 

[boris]

If we are to catch Swansea and West Ham, we got to beat them at their home. 8th is the best we hope for this season.

I don't like think we're playing well enough tbh although West Ham look really poor, Swansea have got a bit about them.