Remaining premier league games

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Loooove these type of threads.


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Smash Stoke 6-0 tomorrow then put 8 past Newcastle. We'll fly up the league and all will be good, then that Spanish beaut will get on his hands and knees in the summer and grovel for forgiveness for the absolute crap he's made us watch this year, he'll grow a set of balls and actually start speaking the truth after games instead of saying a 2-2 draw at home Leicester was fabulous for the spirit shown to fight for a draw.

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I predicted 102 pts at the start of the season, fell head over heels for Bobby and his brown shoes. We will manage 4 more draw's and sneak a 2-1 against Burnley, 35 points and relegated on the last day. Meanwhile we will win the Thursday cup after a stirring comeback against Zenit St Petersburgh in the final, 4-0 down Ossie scores a 5 minute hat-trick and we eventually win 7-6.

One thing I have learned down the years, just concentrate on the next game Stoke away
 
Stoke vs Everton

D 1, Stoke stifles Everton's long ball tactics.


Everton vs Newcastle

D 1, Barkley contracts West Nile

QPR vs Everton

L 0, Howard catches a cross while diving into his own net.


Everton vs So'ton

L 0, Wanyama and Besic collide. Resulting explosion injures 8.

Swansea vs Everton

W 3, lol @BrianSwan

Everton vs Burnley

W 3, Eto'o nets two. Wait...


Everton vs Man Utd

W 3, Van Gaal and Martinez square off in post-match platitude-off.


A Villa vs Everton

W 3, at least we aren't Villa.

Everton vs S'land

W 3, No Jozy, No cry.

West Ham vs Everton

W 3, Big Sam gets hands stuck in pockets. Ambulance called.

Everton vs Tottenham

W 3, Martinez signs 11 year contract extension.

Everton place 7th with 51 points but win Europa League, knocking Liverpool out of last CCL position.
 
Seriously though, from those fixtures are enough opportunities to pick up points. I see 3 free hits against Southampton, Spurs and United, whilst the rest we are certainly able to get points from. Points at Stoke, West Ham and Swansea, and at home against Newcastle are not to be sniffed at. Wins against Sunderland and Burnley, and at QPR and Villa are also within reach.

Therefore, that leaves us with 16 points from our last 11, with
WIN 4
DRAW 4
LOSE 3

However, negatively, I can also see a few surprises so can see us end up with something more like

WIN 2
DRAW 5
LOSE 4

Which is 11 points from 11, leaving us on 39 points.. enough for survival.

Positively, I see surprises leaving us with

WIN 5
DRAW 5
LOSE 1

Leaving us with 48 points... poor, but mid table.
 

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