Jamiednm
Player Valuation: £40m
Everton and their fans are going to get absolutely abused by seasoned EFL clubs and their supporters next season.
They’ll be like the skinny, sensible accountant who accidentally wound up in prison because of a bad business decision.
Routine bummings
First the de-lousing and naked cavity inspection, then the boiling sugar water to the face followed by the constant undercurrent of violence and routine bummings in the showers.
The ‘Champo’ is not a place for a once-classy, respectable outfit like Everton. Everyone is going to want a piece.
They’ll be like the skinny, sensible accountant who accidentally wound up in prison because of a bad business decision.
Routine bummings
First the de-lousing and naked cavity inspection, then the boiling sugar water to the face followed by the constant undercurrent of violence and routine bummings in the showers.
The ‘Champo’ is not a place for a once-classy, respectable outfit like Everton. Everyone is going to want a piece.