Transfer Rumour Reinier Jesus


Player Valuation: £70m
I wouldn’t be going too mad at the fee mentioned.

Almost no chance it would be that much up front. Would be based on various things like him actually doing bits for us.
I believe part of the deal is for @Ashtonian to do a series on vaping for Brazilian TV.

Keep on vaping.

No idea if this kid is any good but i want him signed up straight away.

Saint Domingo

Player Valuation: £70m
Would make an absolute mockery of the business matters boys’ doom mongering if we dropped this sort of money on a player who can’t even join the squad this summer and might not even contribute to the first team.


Player Valuation: £70m
Someone needs to tell Brands he took the wrong flight yesterday.

Brazil is southwest to Britain you joker.
Get over there , get it sorted man.

Blue Juice

Player Valuation: £15m
Genuinely never heard of him.

Can't tell if I'm out of touch or if everyone saying they do know him are just lying

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