Transfer Rumour Reinier Jesus

[hirons11]

As if anyone on here knows any girls

I'm sure there's a few with enough money to solve that for an hour or so

 

[kenada_blue]

What if he discovers fosters and girls in the next 5 months?

When that smell of fake tan and knock-off Dior hits him when he's snuck into Kingdom. Or the Lisbon.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

I take it your source is in Brazil because none of the sources seem to coming from Britain?

Ha nah but he's pretty clued up in fairness, bollocked me though for mentioning on here that we had bid for Zaha before it all became official.

Promised him I wouldn't share stuff anymore as it could get him in trouble so please dont post this elswhere

 

[Nymzee]

Ha nah but he's pretty clued up in fairness, bollocked me though for mentioning on here that we had bid for Zaha before it all became official.

Promised him I wouldn't share stuff anymore as it could get him in trouble so please dont post this elswhere

Shut up you mentalist.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Ha nah but he's pretty clued up in fairness, bollocked me though for mentioning on here that we had bid for Zaha before it all became official.

Promised him I wouldn't share stuff anymore as it could get him in trouble so please dont post this elswhere

Erm.... OK.

 

[Bigduke1234]

Got proper excited at about page 39, reality check pages 41-42 . Boooo I say!

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Shut up you mentalist.

From the bloke cry wanking about palace signing some Russian striker from a farmers league lol lol lol

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Erm.... OK.

Thanks mate

 

[kev]

Not a clue who this guy is, but he has 98 thousand followers.

• Paparazzo Rubro-Negro
  
  @PaparazzoRN

Detalhes separam assinatura de Reinier Jesus e Éverton da Inglaterra. Ele completa 18 anos em janeiro de 2020 e então será transferido para o clube inglês. Informação confirmada com fontes ligadas aos dois clubes. 40 milhões de euros, cerca de 170 milhões de reais. #Flamengo #CRF

Translated from Portuguese

Details separate signature of Reinier Jesus and Éverton from England. He turns 18 in January 2020 and will then be transferred to the English club. Information confirmed with sources linked to both clubs. 40 million euros, about 170 million reais. #Flamengo#CRF

 

[Shipped]

Before we flood the thread with 70 more Jesus jokes I'd like to remind everyone that he goes by Reinier in Brazil and presumably will drop the Jesus once he moves for 40m or whatever it is. Reinier. That's his name.

How about Jesus the blue nose Reinier?

 

[maccavennie]

Jesus he knows me and he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
Jesus he knows me and he knows I'm right
And he's been telling me everything's gonna be alright

(Street end) Jesus he knows me
(Park End) Jesus he knows me no
(Upper Bullens) Jesus he knows me
(Kenwright solo) Jesus he knows me no

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Jesus he knows me and he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
Jesus he knows me and he knows I'm right
And he's been telling me everything's gonna be alright

(Street end) Jesus he knows me
(Park End) Jesus he knows me no
(Upper Bullens) Jesus he knows me
(Kenwright solo) Jesus he knows me no

Get the timing right for this one and it'd be spectacular.

 

[maccavennie]

Get the timing right for this one and it'd be spectacular.

Kenwright will balls it up I promise you

 

[originalgreaserbob]

His name is Reineir. @GrandOldTeam can we get the title of this thread changed? I'm worried he'll be annoyed when reading this thread because everyone is calling him the wrong name.

 

[Toast]

Brazil home and away shirts going to be purchased for the next World Cup with Everton players names on them.

Scenes.