Transfer Rumour Reinier Jesus

[Brisan123]

Can't even imagine what games some of you lot are going to be watching now

You know I could name you the posters who will be googling LiveOnSat furiously

 

[Blackwell Livermore]

no worries, he can just come back to life

You win the internet

 

[buskwhi2]

I thought the lad Watford have agreed to sign was the next “player of a generation”? There’s at least one new one every year

 

[toffeejack]

It's absolutely peeing down today and I looked at the sky and shouted 'Jesus christ... Is there any more rain?'

... And I've never even heard of this guy, so that's definitely a sign.

 

[Thomasc]

Another 100+ page thread for a player we will never sign in progress , top work!

 

[Maltese_Falcon]

The Messiah we have all been waiting .

 

[bullybeef]

His own thread and the first page littered with puns.

@Eggs isn’t gonna like this.

You’re not yolking!

Eggs is gonna crack up... literally scrambled.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Based on my in depth scouting... Looks dece. The minute or so of some fella buying a footy shirt at the start, not sure on.

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

He's a tall kid isn't he? specially for that position, he must be the same height as DCL - and is still only 17!

 

[Maltese_Falcon]

Based on my in depth scouting... Looks dece. The minute or so of some fella buying a footy shirt at the start, not sure on.

Stays on his feet too much to be Brazilian ! swerve !

 

[Eggs]

His own thread and the first page littered with puns.

@Eggs isn’t gonna like this.

....aaaaaaaargh!!!

 

[Tubey]

https://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/reinier-jesus-the-70m-kaka-clone-who-could-follow-vinicius/

 

[AsiaAsia82]

Someone will be doubting this and it won’t be Thomas

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Hallelujah!

 

[Nymzee]