real BAD jokes that your ashamed to admit made you laugh...

toe · January 21, 2011

I'll start.....

2 cows in a field, one says mooooooooo,
the other one says "awww, i was just gonna say that"

wscottl · January 21, 2011

You did say make you laugh?

Sticking with the cow theme...

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Cause the cow's got the udder!

bluebab · January 21, 2011

Sticking with the farmyard animal theme :

Why is 4am like a pigs tail?

'Cos it's t'wirly!(too early??)

chrissyjack · January 21, 2011

I took a hoover back to Comet. The man said " What's wrong with it ?"..I replied.." It sucks ! " ....The man said " Yeah ? What's wrong with it ? "

Hilga · January 21, 2011

A man walks into a bar, and he hears a voice say "Hey! Nice shirt!". He turns and does not see anyone. Then he hears "Those are some nice shoes you have on." He walks over to the bartender and asks what the voices are.

"Oh that is just the peanuts. They are complementary."

Nordecke · January 21, 2011

I thought the OP wanted bad jokes!! These are all hilarious!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho Cheese!!

Cicero · January 21, 2011

A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I can't serve you." The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun-guy."

chrissyjack · January 21, 2011

Quasimodo in the pub " Can I have a whisky , please ?"
Barman " Bells alright ?"
Quasimodo " Mind your own bloody business "

teppic · January 21, 2011

A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".

Cicero · January 21, 2011

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."

Sharpys top lip · January 21, 2011

There's been absolute murder in the Middle East today. The T.V stations have just started showing old cartoons of the flintstones.

Thing is........

The people in bagdad an Teheran don't get the humor.......

But.......

Abu Dhabi do.