Ready, Aim.....Boom !! Have it Lad.

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Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian

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Now a big part of going to the match for me is Random Verbal Outbursts, of the kind that everyone around hears and particularly 'The Mark' or indeed in many cases 'The No-Mark' hears, plain as day.

Today gave me the chance to voice my opinion at some of the stars of World Football as the Millionaires of Chelsea rolled into town for an FA Cup 4th Round Fixture. As it was an early kick-off and pretty cold, I sacked off going to the pub and after a mug of hot tea in St. Lukes Church we arrived in the ground fairly early, the lad wanted to go down to next to the tunnel to try and get some autographs, so down there we headed.

The players were out on the pitch warming up and in the corner beneath the scoreboard, sat the F.A. Challenge Cup. As the Blues left the field, encouragement was given to each and every one.
Then off trouped the opposition, a few well timed ones in the direction of Mr Drogba, Mr Terry and Mr Lampard, coupled with chortles all around and I was in my element, then the bloke next to says, "here y'are lad, this guy must be gettin' it."
I glanced onto the pitch and there he was 'my mark' strollin' off in the Goodison sunshine like he hadn't a care in the world.

I locked on and launched a heatseeker......


"Ashley, Ashley....Wave Ashley"

He did a little wave looking towards us tryin' to figure out who had shouted it ? Thinking no doubt that it was one of his legion of fans... with rather a gruff voice I must add.

I had to follow up quickly...

"Not wave to me softlad, turn around"

he glanced behind him wondering 'wtf' ?

"The cup, Wave Bye-Bye to the cup lad it's the last you'll see of it for a while "

He got that forlorn look of 'I've been done'....little did he know I wasn't finished !!
He looked right at me with the look of a man thats been had.

"Just think lad It'll be as far away from you tonight as your Mrs"

to my right I hear "Get in there !! Well in lad"

so I looked across and it was Rossy !! Pishin himself.

Ashley Cole.......Ready, Aim, Boom !!

I had him again in the 1st 5 mins, mocking him with "Wave Ashley, Wave" just to let him know where I was. He heard it again and tried to ignore it, but he knew that I knew that he knew.
 

Just before a Chelsea corner I saw some Evertonian hold the ball like he was about to give it to Malouda, and then as he reached for it the lid swatted it away. I lol'ed.
 

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian said:
Now a big part of going to the match for me is Random Verbal Outbursts, of the kind that everyone around hears and particularly 'The Mark' or indeed in many cases 'The No-Mark' hears, plain as day.

Today gave me the chance to voice my opinion at some of the stars of World Football as the Millionaires of Chelsea rolled into town for an FA Cup 4th Round Fixture. As it was an early kick-off and pretty cold, I sacked off going to the pub and after a mug of hot tea in St. Lukes Church we arrived in the ground fairly early, the lad wanted to go down to next to the tunnel to try and get some autographs, so down there we headed.

The players were out on the pitch warming up and in the corner beneath the scoreboard, sat the F.A. Challenge Cup. As the Blues left the field, encouragement was given to each and every one.
Then off trouped the opposition, a few well timed ones in the direction of Mr Drogba, Mr Terry and Mr Lampard, coupled with chortles all around and I was in my element, then the bloke next to says, "here y'are lad, this guy must be gettin' it."
I glanced onto the pitch and there he was 'my mark' strollin' off in the Goodison sunshine like he hadn't a care in the world.

I locked on and launched a heatseeker......


"Ashley, Ashley....Wave Ashley"

He did a little wave looking towards us tryin' to figure out who had shouted it ? Thinking no doubt that it was one of his legion of fans... with rather a gruff voice I must add.

I had to follow up quickly...

"Not wave to me softlad, turn around"

he glanced behind him wondering 'wtf' ?

"The cup, Wave Bye-Bye to the cup lad it's the last you'll see of it for a while "

He got that forlorn look of 'I've been done'....little did he know I wasn't finished !!
He looked right at me with the look of a man thats been had.

"Just think lad It'll be as far away from you tonight as your Mrs"

to my right I hear "Get in there !! Well in lad"

so I looked across and it was Rossy !! Pishin himself.

Ashley Cole.......Ready, Aim, Boom !!

I had him again in the 1st 5 mins, mocking him with "Wave Ashley, Wave" just to let him know where I was. He heard it again and tried to ignore it, but he knew that I knew that he knew.
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:lol::lol::lol:
Also loved the abuse Drogba got after all his theatric behaviour close to the end of the game. What a pathetic bunch of prima donna's those Chelski players.(n)
 
Sharpys top lip said:
Reidy, your not that witty. who really said that?
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on the kids lives mate. 200 shouts per game, and one's gonna be a good'un, like aiming at a target with an uzi, pullin the trigger for 5 secs and only one hole appearing.

He came across in a challenge with Seamus, then came to collect it for a throw after Colonel Mustard had showed him who's boss. "see him lad, that's ColeMAN, ColeMAN, not like you lad, cos your a fanny lad" this was just after I'd let him know where I was with my 2nd "Wave Ashley,Wave."
 

Well done Reidy. Fire for effect I say, especially at a tit like Cole. Lost my last minute shred of respect for Drogba and those West London poofs. Didn't have much to begin with, but it is all gone now. Out and out disgust for them. I was at a Minor League baseball game in North Carolina, and Darryl Strawberry was playing trying ot get back in shape for the Majors after one of his numerous drug run ins. Strawberry hit a ground ball and was thrown out at first base. I shouted "If that base had been a mound of cocaine, you would have been safe by a mile! Hell you would have had it snorted by the time the throw came in!"" That man looked into the crowd and screamed who said that. Kept my moth shut as he looked as if he was gonna walk into the crowd and beat someone.
 
astro78 said:
Well done Reidy. Fire for effect I say, especially at a tit like Cole. Lost my last minute shred of respect for Drogba and those West London poofs. Didn't have much to begin with, but it is all gone now. Out and out disgust for them. I was at a Minor League baseball game in North Carolina, and Darryl Strawberry was playing trying ot get back in shape for the Majors after one of his numerous drug run ins. Strawberry hit a ground ball and was thrown out at first base. I shouted "If that base had been a mound of cocaine, you would have been safe by a mile! Hell you would have had it snorted by the time the throw came in!"" That man looked into the crowd and screamed who said that. Kept my moth shut as he looked as if he was gonna walk into the crowd and beat someone.
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Discretion the better part of valour there lad.:lol:
 
Dutch Toffee said:
:lol::lol::lol:
Also loved the abuse Drogba got after all his theatric behaviour close to the end of the game. What a pathetic bunch of prima donna's those Chelski players.(n)
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Drogbas play acting has probably won them the tie. it was up to US to carry on playing ffs NOT NAIVELY PUT THE BALL OUT, when he feigned AN ANKLE INJURY. were was captain Phil to instruct our bewildered players who didnt have a clue what the rule was, instead of us being on the attack, chelsea had 2 chances and nearly scored from the corner they got- all because WE didnt take charge and keep possession - GET A GRIP EVERTON, if Drogba wants to act the way he does ie. trying to get Fellaini sent off by pretending he was elbowed - then so be it, let Drogba dig his own grave but do you think he cares, his aim is to win at all costs
 
Pure comedy, Reidy.

Broke the guy's game too, he was torrid, rarely made it past Coleman at all!

And RFUS - i saw the same thing, with the throwing away of the ball from Malouda! Great stuff. It's the stuff abuse is made of.
 

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