Ray Mears VS Bear Grylls

[Frank Gallagher]

hows about 'dawgs wid grillz' tv show that shows the best in gold grills fro mean looking dogz!

proper bling

 

[COYBL25]

they don't have their own tv shows tho do they...

What do you reckon for a prototype ?

Climbing Dapper Dogs ?

 

[Yorkie]

Yes I see what you did there , very troll !

Little late, to be watching that dirge, don't you think?

 

[Yorkie]

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What do you reckon for a prototype ?

Climbing Dapper Dogs ?

Maybe "animals in strange places?" Could get cows and roofs and stuff.

It's what spurty would've wanted

 

[Frank Gallagher]

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What do you reckon for a prototype ?

Climbing Dapper Dogs ?

no. just. NO

 

[Yorkie]

Little late, to be watching that dirge, don't you think?

Bloody hell im good...

 

[COYBL25]

no. just. NO

Watch this space !

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Bloody hell im good...

why don't you just pat yourself on the back... if your hand will get past your huuuge head that is!

 

[Yorkie]

why don't you just pat yourself on the back... if your hand will get past your huuuge head that is!

There are some puns that are beyond even me, and some against which I have not been tested

 

[Donald Twain]

Little late, to be watching that dirge, don't you think?

Tell you what , thats quite funny !

 

[Donald Twain]

Bloody hell im good...

Not much impresses the Twain but that did!

 

[Donald Twain]

I won! Great opening episode from The Big Man !

 

[Yorkie]

I won! Great opening episode from The Big Man !

You win because someone who was already a militant Grylls fanboy enjoyed his programme?

 

[chrismpw]

Mears every day.

Mears =spent years travelling learning techniques from multiple indiginous people - possibly the most rounded and knowledgeable in his field, confident, calm and engaging.

Grylls = public school over confident adventure boy who takes unneccessary risks for the sake of camera showmanship, which would have no place in a survival situation. He barely manages to get a fire going on some programmes, if at all. His programmes are nothing more than chewing gum for the eyes.

I get the honest feeling that if you were in a desperate situation with Grylls (more likely than if you were with Mears who would have avoided it) then he's likely to start seeing you as a potnential food source / sleeping bag.

 

[Caolam]

Grills, then we could go to the nice hotel at night. Never mind drinking the piss, he is taking the piss