Ratings Vs Sh*te

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Howard - 7, Had a decent game last night in dealing with everything that come into the box, didnt have much to do in the way of saves though
Baines - 5, He looked dodgy again, he just isnt a very good defender and struggled at times.
Hibbo - 9, Superb performance and my M.o.M
Lescott - 8, Didnt put a foot wrong all game, superb
Jag - 7, Had a couple of wobbles and got away with it....this time. Otherwise a good performance
Ossie - 4, Poor, very poor from Ossie. The lad has lost it and missed a sitter to finish the game for us
Pienaar - 7, Good game from the Cornrows, 1 of the best games recently
Neville - 6, Hardly noticed him to be honest, could be doing him a disservice but didnt think he did much
Arteta - 9, Awesome, simply awesome
Screech, - 6, Quiet game by his standards
Cahill - 7, Kept working hard and kept going

Subs
Rodwell - 8, Excellent, his best performance to date
Gosling - 8, As above and well taken goal
Vdm - 7, Only made 1 telling pass but what a pass
 

Your a complete clown, honestly. Baines 5??? He was brilliant. Jag 7???? You do realise he had 1 of the best strikers in europe in his pocket all game.
 

Ratings in the real world, go like this.

Howard - 6 - He had 1 save to make and made it well, passenger mostly.
Hibberterio - 8- Amazing, he would have scored if Alonso didnt hack him down.
Baines - 8 - Was excellent against the ugly Dutch man and everybody else.
Jags - 9 - Peerless, gets better every game.
Lescott - 8 - Jags took the limelight maybe, but he did his bit.
Peanuts - 7 - Decent game.
Ossie - 6 - Poor game, but tried hard.
Arteta - 8 - Wonderful.
Neville - 7 - Not great, not bad, average.
Fellaini - 5- Below par, possibly struggling with an injury and doesnt get any slack from refs.
Cahill - 8 - Not his best game, but kept on plugging away and never stopped running, didnt get the service he wanted, but lead the line well.

Gosling - 10 - Anyone who scores against the RS gets a 10, but he was bright and really looks a prospect.
Rodwell - 9 - 17 my arse, played like somebody who has played the game for 10 years, wonderful
AVDM - 6 - Tried too hard at first, but his cross was excellent.
 
Howard 7 - Was'nt tested much but reliable when he was called upon.
Hibbert 6 - Steady game but caught out of position at times.
Baines 8 - Excellent going forward and even better defensively
Jags 10 - Superb Performance. Never let Torres get into the game all evening.
Lescott 9 - Another Rock like performance alongside Jags.
Peanuts 6 - Failed to make much impact and was wayward with his passing.
Osman 6 - Unlucky to have struck the post but had a fairly quiet evening on the whole.
Arteta 9 - Always looked to be the man who was in control of the midfield.
Neville 7- Just a typical Neville performance with his steady influence on the team.
Fellaini 6 - Looked somewhat out of place up-front. Not Fellaini's better games.
Cahill 7 - Worked hard and become more of a threat late on.

Gosling 8 - Scored our winner, worked hard and gave us the threat we needed on goal.
Rodwell 9 - This lad for a 17 year old was supreme. So Comfortable on the ball.
AVDM 6 - Seen little of him until his cross, but what a cross.
 
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Hahahahaha....

Im sorry, i think you mistyped, Jagielka 7? a couple of wobbles? One bad pass all match, other than that he was Faultless, and had one of the best strikers in the world in his pocket, Torres got **** all.

Dont even bother replying, Ive heard all your Jagielka/Neville/Howard/Baines [Poor language removed] too often.
 
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Howard - 7 - One save and he made it.

Hibbert - 8 - He left abit too much space when he was marking. Some great tackles though

Jagielka - 9 - One mistake, the rest was simply World Class.

Lescott - 9 - Didnt have as much to do as Jagielka, but got some great headers, and made the run which got Lucas sent off.

Baines - 8 - Constant threat - and got a great ball in extra time which - with a small touch from the 3 players in the box - wouldve been a goal.

Osman - 7 - Hit the post, and headed the ball whilst lying down - nice

Arteta - 8 - Maybe abit deep - but he mustve had the ball longer than anyone else, anything attacking was through him.

Pienaar - 6 - Not sure why he was subbed really...good performance, some bad tackles though.

Fellaini - 5 - Didnt really get in the game much, he was either injured...or still hasnt gotten over his injury.

Neville - 7 - Good performance, and showed why he is captain

Cahill - 7 - Worked hard

Rodwell - 8 - Looks like a mini Arteta - cool and calm on the ball.

Gosling - 9 - Scored, had some shots, and more importantly instead of shooting at the end he took it to the corner to waste time.

Van Der Meyde - 8 - Got one cross in and it was a great cross. He doesnt have pace but he has the skill...Id like to see him in the center really, where pace isnt needed as much. Still, im sure he is better than Osman (on the wing)
 
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Howard - 7
Baines - 7
Hibbo - 8
Lescott - 8
Jag - 8
Ossie - 6
Pienaar - 7
Neville - 6
Arteta - 8
Screech, - 6
Cahill - 7
Subs
Rodwell - 8
Gosling - 7
Vdm - 7
 
Fellaini was so out of touch t'night I worry about him :(

Jags for me is something else, when he came to Goodison I thought what the fook did we buy him for....now I know. (y)
 
MoFro looked as if he was carrying a knock, this would chime in with him being subbed, though that said i thought he was going to get sent of.

Its ironic all the hullabaloo we made of him not being available and in the end he didnt make the impact we know he can.
 
Howard-8

Hibbert-10
Jagielka-10
Lescott-10
Baines-10

Osman-6
Neville-7
Arteta-9
Pienaar-7

Fellaini-6

Cahill-8

Rodwell-9
Gosling-10
Van der Meyde-8
 

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