Random thoughts

[summerisle]

Wondered what was the highest ever recorded temperature for Shetland. Looked it up and it was 83.1 degrees

 

[summerisle]

Nork, the slang for mammary glands, comes from the acronym of The New South Wales' North Coast Dairy Co-operative, whose advertising used cows with prominent udders.

 

[blue61]

I often wonder why some hotels fold the toilet roll into a point, but have never sought an answer.

 

[The Cowboy]

Wondered what was the highest ever recorded temperature for Shetland. Looked it up and it was 83.1 degrees

Speak English my good man.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Why is dust dark on light surfaces and light on dark ones.....probably a completely logical answer , but I really can't be bothered to look it up

 

[Groucho]

My sister has a (hidden from view on the back of her head) birthmark that looks exactly like Mikhail Gorbachev.

Not like his birthmark, but like him.

 

[blue61]

My sister has a (hidden from view) birthmark that looks exactly like Mikhail Gorbachev.

Not like his birthmark, but like him.

Is she Russian then?

 

[roydo]

My sister has a (hidden from view) birthmark that looks exactly like Mikhail Gorbachev.

Not like his birthmark, but like him.

Had a random thought just reading that.

Like, when was the last time...no, cant even ask.

 

[markymark]

What was Indian food before they found/invented curry sauce?

 

[Groucho]

Had a random thought just reading that.

Like, when was the last time...no, cant even ask.

Fire away mate.

It's not in a "private" area if that's what you mean - it's on the back of her head, covered by hair.

No one has seen it since she was a kid but photos exist.

Looks exactly like him.

 

[summerisle]

My sister has a (hidden from view) birthmark that looks exactly like Mikhail Gorbachev.

Not like his birthmark, but like him.

Was it red ?

 

[Groucho]

Was it red ?

Brown as far as I can remember.

She's a blue.

 

[Cels]

I need to get something to eat

 

[Professor Toffee]

If Indian takeaways can procure robust carrier bags, why can't Asda?

What is Indian food called in India? Food?

 

[Groucho]

What is Indian food called in India? Food?

Yeah, I suppose.

That means Indians must go out for an English.