Random thoughts

AlE · May 10, 2015

If he becomes a club legend, how many Everton fans are gonna call their dogs Barkley?

Anything weird and wonderful that pops into your heads, post it in here, friends.

(lead balloon in waiting? We'll see...)

Pat's Van · May 10, 2015

AlE said:
If he becomes a club legend, how many Everton fans are gonna call their dogs Barkley?

Anything weird and wonderful that pops into your heads, post it in here, friends.

(lead balloon in waiting? We'll see...)

you do know the dog from sesame street was called barkley don't you ?

how will we know if people have named their dog after our young midfielder or the lovable shaggy hound from sesame street ??

AlE · May 10, 2015

Pat's Van said:
you do know the dog from sesame street was called barkley don't you ?

how will we know if people have named their dog after our young midfielder or the lovable shaggy hound from sesame street ??

Was just a random thought, mate. That's the nature of the thread. GENIUS

..or not..

blue4eva77 · May 10, 2015

She should be here any minute now before we head out for something to eat and drink. Do i dump now and risk there being a smell (as she is likely to 'pop' into the bathroom before we go... women), or do i just take a dump at the place.

LouReedwalkonthewildside · May 10, 2015

We call our dog Barkley now because he runs around like a chicken with no head, and keeps missing his bowl at feeding time.

summerisle · May 10, 2015

I've decided not to be.

sageyefc · May 10, 2015

Isnt it mad to think of the queen giving a blow job

LouReedwalkonthewildside · May 10, 2015

Is goat really dead fat, and is Chico's head really huge???

LouReedwalkonthewildside · May 10, 2015

sageyefc said:
Isnt it mad to think of the queen giving a blow job

Take her teeth out, and then it's all gums, hmmmmm.........

McBain · May 10, 2015

Is the introduction of 'Humanity' into Humans a flawed concept in our 'Survival of the Fittest' mentality?

Groucho · May 10, 2015

If Indian takeaways can procure robust carrier bags, why can't Asda?

DualityNSNO · May 10, 2015

blue4eva77 said:
She should be here any minute now before we head out for something to eat and drink. Do i dump now and risk there being a smell (as she is likely to 'pop' into the bathroom before we go... women), or do i just take a dump at the place.

Do both, just to be safe.

Or poo in her handbag for maximum funnies.