Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Another player who has improved massively whilst he’s been injured.
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Ramiro Funes Mori
Player Valuation: £1m
Just tell who do I have to injure.
billyblue80
Player Valuation: £70m
He can play left back
billyblue80
Player Valuation: £70m
To think we could have bought VVD instead of this fella
The source of the last shred of comfort I had left as an Evertonian this season was that I'd forgotten he played for us.
Flynnthistle
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Mate he is a monster of a boy. Huge shoulders and extremely strong. His poor positonal sense and habit of being drawn towards the ball is an issue not his strength.
I'm quite looking forward to seeing him come back. For all he can be an utter bombscare in possession he is infinately better than a finished Williams/jags. I'd be interested to see how he and holgate or Keane play together.
APN_EFC
Player Valuation: £25m
Of course! A passionate lifelong blue, who would die for our club, and also a goalscoring, left footed, culture defender with a bit of British aggression, the perfect CB really
Fixed it for ya
Muggins
Player Valuation: £60m
Just make sure it’s not yourself mate.
mkrudden
Player Valuation: £40m
An appalling CB imo.
Can imagine abroad he'd suit the position but over here he just seems to be in panic mode all the time, even when under no pressure
Martina.
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Big Fat Sam
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Starting for the u23s against Barnsley. Should be fit for selection by our next game, that'll be two games under his belt plus lots of training. Get Williams and Jagielka out the squad and start with Holgate and Mori, Keane on the bench.
Mori was so bad at times it was comical, yet we actually miss him due to him being a left footed CB and able to turn quicker than milk unlike Keane and Williams.
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Big Fat Sam
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He's that bad he has 19 caps for Argentina and has Lionel Messi on his whatsapp. Yeah, rather have cactus head lard arse Ashley Williams in there.
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