Rage Bait

[Rita_Poon]

Sharing an apartment in Miami with Alan Brazil and Ray Parlour.

quite a goldilocks moment...

 

[Papa Shango]

You can't possibly believe he's sacking off Everton pre-season prep? Surely not?

They can run up sand dunes on their own.

 

[Cels]

I was thinking of starting a 2026/27 Relegation thread. I think that would get the GOT juices bubbling.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

No-Gaffer day.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Easy money the transfer thread....starting early already.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

I was thinking of starting a 2026/27 Relegation thread. I think that would get the GOT juices bubbling.

Go for it

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

It's going to be a long summer on here, full of amazing, long-lasting threads like this one. The way this season ended has restored the resting base level cynicism and pessimism for anything Everton.

A few are bubbling away nicely already, but which thread is gonna be most fume-laden this summer? What's getting 1000+ pages of grown men's internet bile?

"David Moyes - 2 Year Contract Extension" - you missed the obvious one I'm afrad.

 

[chippy1722]

It’s a World Cup year and our forum fans worship clickbait, so the fans will rage about being linked to players the managers never even heard of, and them blame him for it.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

World Cup thread.

I'm very much looking forward to your work in there when the chain mail melts get knocked out.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Changed my mind, it's the transfer thread, it's already LIVE.

 

[Seathestars]

Can't wait until we sign Harvey Elliot, the fume will be most glorious

 

[Bungle]

All we can hope for is a prolonged spell of sunshine, this causes 2 things;

- It's boils the brains of those that have been out in it even more and they come on the forum boozed up, sun burnt and ready to scrap

- Those that are to frightened of the outdoors look out the window all day and rage internally, inbetween masturbating to anime porn and memorising XG stats obviously. They then release this rage in various threads to alleviate the angst of sitting in their own spunk whilst it marinades their bollocks in 30 degree heat.

We're in for a treat either way.

 

[NeilMorepies]

At least @blue to the bone is just about managing to keeping his cool in the hot weather today.

 

[magicjuan]

Fit birds thread, the summer of '26 phwoar or munter war

 

[degsy]

I'm counting on the Moyes thread ratcheting up once preseason starts and the details emerge. Chuck in a few underwhelming performances, signings (or lack of), and his pronouncements in press conferences and the rage-o-meter will be high.

Full on Peter Finch..."I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore"