toffeestillidie
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cheeeeeese
Less painful than the real thing as well, seeing as they'll slowly melt when being carefully shoved up your back passage.

I dont mind a good creamy sort of cheese, but the hard variety doesn't do much for me, unless it's melted on a pizza.
On the subject of food who tolerates sultanas or raisens in curry?
By the way cheese doent eat thru your teeth like chocolate does so I guess its the old cheddar for me.