Kurt.
Player Valuation: £100m
I was there a few weeks ago with my mrs… she loves it thereTalacre Beach has a lot to offer

I was there a few weeks ago with my mrs… she loves it thereTalacre Beach has a lot to offer
Pisses all over the Maldives mateI was there a few weeks ago with my mrs… she loves it there![]()
Bloody water companies, standards just keep dropping...Pisses all over the Maldives mate
Always. Work hard for 11 and a half months a year, save your pennies…. Book a cardboard box on wheels on a site in wales for 2 weeks. Nothing better than shitting in a wardrobe with yer family 2 feet away.Pisses all over the Maldives mate
Flags are for wools
And racists
Actually…. This is true…. I just got back from Turkey last week, it was my 50th birthday whilst we were away so my mrs decided as a surprise that she would book a ‘superior room’ for our 10 day break. The room wouldn’t have looked out of place in a brothel tbh…. The upgrade was…. A frosted glass door on the bathroom with no lock on it… and honestly… a large window about 4ft by 4ft on the other bathroom wall which was adjacent to the bed…. Basically if you were having a dump yer mrs could be in bed watching you ffs. The only saving grace was a set of blinds on the window… which remained closed throughout our stay….. and a larger balcony. What a waste of extra moneyAlways. Work hard for 11 and a half months a year, save your pennies…. Book a cardboard box on wheels on a site in wales for 2 weeks. Nothing better than shitting in a wardrobe with yer family 2 feet away.
A frosted glass door on the bathroom with no lock on it…
Not far off …. The more shocking thing was the window … if you pulled the blind up it would be like watching porn in a massive telly …. If your in to watching yet mrs scrunching up her face whilst having a dump… personally it’s not my thing
I've noticed. So much safer painting the curbs too.They haven't progressed to crib painting yet.
Welcome home lad.What’s this all about then?
Mad mad island this.