Voodoo Billy
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Because he is, cross that is, they're all very, very cross.May sound a daft question, but why is he carrying a cross ????
Because he is, cross that is, they're all very, very cross.May sound a daft question, but why is he carrying a cross ????
Because he's a Christian and it's a Christian country even though he knows nothing about Christianity and has never carried out a Christian act in his life. Apart from banging on the windows of a nail shop screaming at the women and kids inside that they need deporting because somehow he's identified that they're anti Christians.May sound a daft question, but why is he carrying a cross ????
He isn’t even carrying a cross, there is a feckin wheel on the bottom of it.May sound a daft question, but why is he carrying a cross ????
He isn’t even carrying a cross, there is a feckin wheel on the bottom of it.
blessed are the clock makers?He isn’t even carrying a cross, there is a feckin wheel on the bottom of it.
If ever there was a need for a targeted lightning bolt…blessed are the clock makers?
May sound a daft question, but why is he carrying a cross ????
May sound a daft question, but why is he carrying a cross ????
The British people now pretending they are Christian is one of my favourite parts
I can`t wait for all these skinheads to start rocking up to Sunday service.
I`m sure they`ll receive a warm welcome from the Vicar, Doris and Mabel.
Isn't the whole tenet of christianity that someone else has already done that for you so you don't have to?People are putting themselves on the cross in Liverpool right in the middle of the town centre.
It’s bonkers.
Because he's a Christian and it's a Christian country even though he knows nothing about Christianity and has never carried out a Christian act in his life. Apart from banging on the windows of a nail shop screaming at the women and kids inside that they need deporting because somehow he's identified that they're anti Christians.
Especially if you're straddling a lamppostHe might have bought it reduced post-easter? I tend to put mine away on the Tuesday as you start to get funny looks
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